“If I could pee right now, life would be perfect.”
(Katz had to go to the hospital for a injured knee. She was in a stretcher and was given a drug and a warm blanket by a cute nurse named Matthew. The only catch was she had been complaining about peeing since we got to the hospital. So, she asked Matthew and he was like yeah.. let me get a cup because we might need a urine sample. (45 minutes later) Katz still has to pee)

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