“My brain just needs a beer.”

“Kristy talks with a mumble accent.”

Me: “What is the main function of the vagina?”

Kris: “To have sex.”

(We were in the library talking about the function of something random body part, and I ask her this question and she responded in .2 seconds.)

“I think you should go drown.”

(This is when we were all at the pool and Rob aka “Stripes” mispronounced her name.)

“I just wanna peel my skin off and eat it.”

(This is what she wants to do to herself when she hears country music.)

“I think I’m gonna punch you in your face one day and tell you to put that in your crackbook.”

“I feel like Imma rot in my grave before this room is clean.”

(I told her to stay in my room until I was done cleaning and this was her response.)

“Great minds fart alike.”

(Me and Jennnnny farted at the same time and she said this.)

“I went crowd surfing and you were gone. And then I found you and you were dead.”
(Talking about how I got lost and then died at the We The Kings concert.)

Harr: “I think it would be cool to see a turtle chewing gum.”

Mel’s reponse: “Where?”

“I mean they could have said they were going to buy a unicorn and I would of believed ‘em.”

(She was making fun of Kevin for saying they were going to school just to get Erika’s sleep pants.)

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