“Legit shit”
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LA Roadtrip sayings that Adamn and Kevbo said nonstop
“Yea, we’re like an hour and 30 minutes away.”
“Suck my dick suck my mother fucking dick.”
“Chilli dogs.”
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Kevvbooo
“I thought it was cookie.”
(But is was actually a piece of sausage from MICKdons from the night before.)
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Kev about Adamn
“Adam just farted and I’m about to yack all over my goddamn equipment.”
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Kevarrooooskyy
“I don’t understand anything with 2 legs and a vagina.”
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Kevbo about Jameson
“What? Did he did get ejected and land in a pile of poison ivvy?’
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Kevbo’s Anyalisis of himself
“One half is bc my dads a yankee and the other half is bc I’m Kevbo.”
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Keybo
“I didn’t know how easy it was to charter a private jet. That gives me a great idea. Let’s get a jet and tennis balls and make it rain on everyone.”
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Kevin to Kristy
“Just 7 more of these cleanings..they’ll be back to normal”
(When Kris cleaned the glass tables with organge glow istead of windex.)
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Kevbooo to Me
“What are you allergic to fun?”
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Kev
“It’s too legit to fucking quit!”
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Kevbo
“Yeah, my sister had a bunches of scrunches in her kaboodle.”
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Kevbo
“This one is running rich and the other is isn’t running at all.”
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Kevbo
“F.Y,I: Flying Under the Influence.”
“It’s not rape it’s surprise sex.”
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Kevin
“I feel that if I put my head this close to the book I should learn it.”
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Kevbo
“Go lose some weight. Why don’t you run to the car.”
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Kevbo while laying by the pool
“My laptop feels like it’s gonna catch on fire.”
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Kev to Me and Mel
“Why don’t you get one by your snatch patch so that way no one knows.”
(Talking about tatoos to Me and Mel.)
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Kevbo about golf to Mel
“It ull be comin’ to your backyard….You live on a golf course right?”
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Kevbo and the gas guy in Orangeburg
The gas guy: “Do you generally sign anything?”
Kevbo: “I don’t generally come to Charleston.”
(Kevin being a sarcastic smartass)
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Kevbo
“Houston…sounds like a pornstar name.”
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Kevbo
“Let’s bag this operation.”
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Kevbo
“I’m ready to set the buc school on fire and make Don Little’s wife’s pussy quiver.”
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Kev and Mel
“It smells like an 8 year old gymanstics piss.”
(Talking about Kev’s feet when he takes then out of his Sperrys.)
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Kevbo
“Did I moon you or it’s that sluzy?”
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Kev to AnnA
“..sounds like a smoker’s cough.”
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Kevbo
“I like to eat outside…it’s easier to dine and dash. You’re already half way there.”
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Kevbo to Rammyreiz
(Ryan running into a chair)
Kevbo’s reaction: “How did that feel?”
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Kev and Adamn about appearing in court
Adam: “What are you gonna do?”
Kev: “Not drop the soap…and scottie told me to wear a shirt and kakis.”
Adam: “No! You should be wearing a shirt, a tie, and a suit…a tuxedo.”
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Me and Kev about CSU
Me: “Oh, they give an extensions.”
Kev: “Yeah, they will probably extend their foot in my ass.”
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Kevvvvo
“Do you like dick with crabs in it.”
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Kev to Mel
“That’s bc it’s cold outside you silly sleepy head.”
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Kevbo (LA Roadtrip)
“Oh, they’re little hafies… so a little kid can’t jump out the back on a roadtrip.”
(Talking about how Mel’s back windows of her car don’t go all the way down and why this is.)
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Kev (LA Roadtrip)
“Wake up horsies.”
(Kev tryin’ to pass a truck on the interstate in Adamn’s rover.)
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