The Crackbook » Adamn

Adam to Mel and Me

Paula Anne — Tue, 04 May 2010 20:05:49 +0000

“Hurry up you lazy fucks.”

Adam to Lauren

Paula Anne — Tue, 04 May 2010 20:05:15 +0000

“Why are you hating on me for your boyfriend’s jokes?”

Adamn

Paula Anne — Sun, 25 Apr 2010 19:09:25 +0000

“I literally get in the shower to put on dirty ass clothes. I hate that.”

Adam to Mel

Paula Anne — Sun, 25 Apr 2010 18:46:30 +0000

“I decided to take the shroom detour.:

Adamn about Mel's door handle

Paula Anne — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 02:30:58 +0000

“I like your door handle. It’s smoother than butter.”

Jonesy

Paula Anne — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 02:29:41 +0000

“I could jack-off with Perts shampoo and it not hurt.”

Adam Jones

Paula Anne — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 02:28:45 +0000

“I had to recollect my life. I had to find my watch, my debit card….”

Jeremy to Adam

Paula Anne — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 01:40:15 +0000

“Did Mel have a birthday cake? And did Taylor pop out of it?”

Adam to Mel the day after her birthday

Paula Anne — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 01:38:28 +0000

“You would have been better off wearing ice skates.”

Adam to Mel

Paula Anne — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 18:18:38 +0000

“Mel, I’m just trying to do it the right way so that you bitch less.”
(While rearranging the living room)

Adamn

Paula Anne — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 18:04:36 +0000

“Trashy bars tend to be in trashy areas.”

ADAM JONES

Paula Anne — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 15:47:58 +0000

“TOP TEN THINGS I’M THANKFUL FOR… 10. GDIs… If there were no GDIs everyone would be fratty. 9. Busch Camo Cans 8. PHIRE… You’re Gonna want it 7. Snicker Ice Cream Bar 6. Ed Hardy Hats hahahaha…. hahahaha….. hahahaha 5. Pigeon Forge 4. Pussy 3. Money 2. Weed 1. Friends and Family 1/2. Busch Light and CAROLINA FOOTBALL!!!”

Jonesy

Paula Anne — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 03:48:24 +0000

“I wonder if you can eat a certain amount of oreos for Farmville cash.”

Adam to Mel

Paula Anne — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:40:50 +0000

“I’d like to see my death.”
(Mel was driving on the way back from Cola and Adam was in the backseat freaking out about Mel’s driving, and he decides to read a BIG calendar that is so big he can’t see how Mel is driving… so, he says this.)

Adamn

Paula Anne — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 02:22:21 +0000

“It’s bread. You can only burn it.”

Adamn to Mildred

Paula Anne — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 02:10:46 +0000

“Mel, I do not want to quit my job due to default… don’t kill me.”
(Sherlock and Adamn panicing in the backseat because of Mel’s driving techniques)

Adam and J Chris to Blake

Paula Anne — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 01:54:23 +0000

Adam: “Pledge you’re doing the opposite of figuring it out.”
J Chris: “You’re unfiguring.”

Adam Jones

Paula Anne — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 03:15:27 +0000

“So, I was on my laptop……………….shitting.”

Adamn

Paula Anne — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 20:29:22 +0000

“I love getting knuckle deep on Kevin.”

ADAM JONES

Paula Anne — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 14:25:51 +0000

“I have a layer of vagina on my face. If I could wipe my face off it would be pure vagina.”

Adamn Jones

Paula Anne — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 17:24:14 +0000

“Im soooo glad black people can’t swim. They make the pool greasy.”
(Five minutes later….)
“Oh God, they found life jackets.”

Mildred and Jonesy

Paula Anne — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 21:44:00 +0000

“I’m so high, I’m not hot.”
(When the AC was broken in the house.)

Adamn to Kevbo

Paula Anne — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 05:45:17 +0000

“Kevin, if you were an animal… you’d be a cat… a pussssy cat!”

Jonesy

Paula Anne — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 05:18:55 +0000

“I feel like toothbrushes are the final straw.”
(Talking about when breaking up with your boyfriend or girlfriend.)

Adamn

Paula Anne — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 00:09:59 +0000

“Someone broke into our house and stole the batteries out of the air conditioner!!!”

Alfred to Mildred

Paula Anne — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 04:32:32 +0000

“I definitely know I’m high cause im driving 25 miles an hour and there’s 700 cars behind me.”

Adamn

Paula Anne — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 17:56:09 +0000

“I’m gonna get you a shirt that says ‘I fuck on the first date’”

A-damn

Paula Anne — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 00:38:39 +0000

“They were calling us all kinds of numbers last night.”
(Adam and Carlos’ jail names.”

Adam to Kelvin

Paula Anne — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 22:10:07 +0000

“So, Englands an island… right?”

Alfred about Mildred

Paula Anne — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 03:50:49 +0000

“I’m gonna call Mell a forrest with many trees.”

Adamn

Paula Anne — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 16:51:52 +0000

“I wanted to sleep in my own bed… and I end up sleeping on a mat.”

(Jail experience.)

Jonesy

Paula Anne — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 05:16:24 +0000

“Dude, they had the cutest little jumpsuits… in jail.”

Adamn's Advice

Paula Anne — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 01:30:11 +0000

“So, when you’re in jail… don’t call a Verizon phone.”

Alfred about Taylor Swifter

Paula Anne — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 16:13:08 +0000

“He’s a typical frat star… he has to be cute!”

Alfred

Paula Anne — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 03:38:15 +0000

“Marvelous Mel and Awesome Adam.”

Adamn

Paula Anne — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 17:22:44 +0000

“What does pink underwear mean?”

(He googles this.)

Googles answer: “When you wash the whites with the reds.”

Alfred

Paula Anne — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 01:21:17 +0000

“Have you guys been drinking all my sprites? Cause I’m seeing murdered sprites EVERYWHERE!!”

Adamnnn

Paula Anne — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 20:21:48 +0000

“We read each other like books. We are like books with eyes.”

Adamn

Paula Anne — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 05:27:10 +0000

“I feel like if I were a criminal…I’d wanna be a remote.”

Adamn to the Dustbuster

Paula Anne — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 22:22:18 +0000

“This guy doesn’t get much action.”

(Adam was in Jenny’s room and he picked it up and said this.)

Adamn to Jenny

Paula Anne — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 18:38:27 +0000

“Did you get that from a mermaid?”
(Talking about her pearl necklace)

Adamn's Song

Paula Anne — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 03:16:48 +0000

“Would youuuuuu likkkkee tooooo lickkkk myyyyy haiiirrryyy nuttt sacccckkkk???”

Adamn about Hoback

Paula Anne — Wed, 20 May 2009 23:42:16 +0000

“Are you a hooker in your third life?”
(Adamn saying this because he saw in Jen’s purse nothing but a ton of dollar bills.)

Adam to Kevbo

Paula Anne — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 11:53:11 +0000

“You might wanna work on this computer before you work on that one.”
(It was rave night and Erika’s computer was hotboxed, so Kevin was gonna fix it. But then his MacBook was fucking up…and Adamn said this because without Kevarooooski’s computer there would be no raver.)

Mel about Adamn

Paula Anne — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 00:37:47 +0000

“Adam is a legit Jew.”

Adamn

Paula Anne — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 14:25:28 +0000

“This is the frattiest pile of shit I’ve ever seen.”
(The frat was playing dodge ball in the gym and so they all had to take their shit outta their pockets and then put it all on the bleachers. Adamn saw it and said that.)