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Paula Anne — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 15:30:39 +0000

“I hate to tell you this sweetheart, but karma isn’t real and neither is god.”

amm

Paula Anne — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 07:38:57 +0000

“We’re gonna want to turn off the lights before I sit on your face.”

annA bear to me

Paula Anne — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 17:49:22 +0000

(annA’s mama lives forever away. She tries to convince annA to come visit her by telling her she’ll cook dinner. Anna’s response…)

“She thinks she can just make me dinner. Bitch, I’m gonna need dinner, dessert, gas money, and a blow job.”

annA

Paula Anne — Sat, 09 Jul 2011 18:31:40 +0000

“For how bad my boobs hurt right now, they better be growing, or I’ma be pissed.”

annA

Paula Anne — Fri, 24 Jun 2011 20:40:49 +0000

(While laying out by the pool…)

“I have a pretend Paula laying next to me! Except she’s a huge black woman.”

Anna

Paula Anne — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 04:25:13 +0000

“If I had a spare grand, I’d shit all over this lease and move on. Fuck off seriously.”

AnnA

Paula Anne — Sun, 25 Apr 2010 18:47:18 +0000

“Can I write a check in pencil?

Anna to Me

Paula Anne — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 20:20:50 +0000

“Do you think Anna and bugs go together? NO!”

annA

Paula Anne — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 21:38:26 +0000

“I love Craigslist. I found two jobs and a cat on Craigslist.”

annA

Paula Anne — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 18:06:21 +0000

“My gas is eating my asshole right now.”

AnnA

Paula Anne — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:35:53 +0000

“Getting shitttttttttttty then shitting on you.”

annA

Paula Anne — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 23:59:35 +0000

“I may be horny everyday, but I’m not gonna fuck the world just because my vag wants to.”

AnnA BananA

Paula Anne — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 00:19:52 +0000

“My whole damn life story isn’t 60 pages!”

annA

Paula Anne — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 16:39:07 +0000

“Grab your big ol bag, I’m sure it’s the red one or something, and RUN!”

Anna to Erika

Paula Anne — Wed, 20 May 2009 23:43:57 +0000

“Your cleavage is intense.”
(During the balloon boob fight at my birthday.)

Anna to Kelsey

Paula Anne — Mon, 04 May 2009 03:55:40 +0000

“I was packing my pack asshole!”

(Talking about cigs.)

Annnnna

Paula Anne — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 01:14:12 +0000

“Zip-o Cash-o”

Annnnnnnna

Paula Anne — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 15:16:51 +0000

“My brain just needs a beer.”

AnnnnA to Stripes

Paula Anne — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 11:12:01 +0000

“I think you should go drown.”

(This is when we were all at the pool and Rob aka “Stripes” mispronounced her name.)