“I’m doing juvenile suicide linked to cyber bullying. I should have done suicide linked to college assignment.”

“I’m not religious, but I need to say a prayer for her.”

“Dude. I’m cracked out on some of Corey’s adderall. I feel like fucking running my beast ass around campus. I had a sprinkle Krispy Kreme earlier.”

“Bitch, I don’t have a virus. I’m just drunk.”

“I don’t go to the Caf unless I’m drunk.”