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Clayfuck

Paula Anne — Sun, 25 Apr 2010 18:48:52 +0000

“If I was a girl, I’d be a mud duck.”

Clayfuck

Paula Anne — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 02:41:16 +0000

“I know. Ard told me that they were BFFs at the pool. Stupid sluts all attract to each other.”
(Talking about Mildred and Katz)

Clay about Mel

Paula Anne — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 17:58:17 +0000

“See, I love her family, but she’s an idiot.”

Clayfuck

Paula Anne — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 02:13:00 +0000

“I feel like you have birds living in your hair all the time.”
(Talking about my hair)

Clayton

Paula Anne — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:45:08 +0000

“Ain’t nothin’ like a good shit in the shower.”

Clayfuck

Paula Anne — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 17:18:37 +0000

“Cooper is still my boy. He may be a retard but I still love him.”

Clayfuck

Paula Anne — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 20:13:54 +0000

“Honey, have you still got your viginity or only the box it came in?”

Clayfuck to Me

Paula Anne — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 01:29:43 +0000

(After Michael Jackson died.)
“Ha. The world is comin’ to an end! Once your box is unfreshed, it’s all over.”

Clayfuck to Me

Paula Anne — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 19:15:14 +0000

“Your fresh box is worthless to the world since it hasn’t been cracked open yet.”

Clayyyyterrfus

Paula Anne — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 18:50:37 +0000

“Stupid sluts all attract each other.”

Claycifer to Me

Paula Anne — Wed, 20 May 2009 23:49:47 +0000

“Paula, I’m Clayfuck… I’ll figure it out.”

Claytterfuck

Paula Anne — Mon, 04 May 2009 04:02:56 +0000

“I’ll fiddle fartle on your face.”

Clayfuck

Paula Anne — Mon, 04 May 2009 03:39:41 +0000

“I’ll crack book your fuckin’ box cause it ain’t never been cracked up.”

Clayfuckus

Paula Anne — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 23:23:04 +0000

“Shoot, I’ll take it on the road with a side of sweet tea.”

(Talking about box.)

Clay to Mel

Paula Anne — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 03:03:40 +0000

“MeL, what if we get married and you don’t ever let me eat your box? That’s grounds for divorce!”

Clay to Me about meL

Paula Anne — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 11:59:33 +0000

“Just tell meL for my birthday to box me up.”

Clayfus

Paula Anne — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 01:18:28 +0000

“I’ll put these crocs in your box.”

Clayfuck to MeL

Paula Anne — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 15:30:18 +0000

“Don’t pinch me meL… that causes cancer!”