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Lo Monkey and Beast

Paula Anne — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 18:15:39 +0000

(While in the car)

Lo: “What’s wrong with you?”

Beast: “I’m just freezing. My nipples are hard as rocks.”

Me and Harr

Paula Anne — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 18:11:04 +0000

Me: “OH MY GOD! You didn’t bring your computer??”

Harr: “Nope. And I have my ipod but not my ear phones. FAIL.”

Kev and Me

Paula Anne — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 18:04:26 +0000

Kev: “Let us not forget, Summer is a verb. (i.e.) I ‘summered’ in Charleston this year.”

Me: “You ‘summered’ everywhere dude. Columbia, Nebraska, Atlanta.”

Kev: “Everywhere but your snatch.”

Me: “Haha! No ‘summering’ there.”

Kev: “Wintering there.”

Me: “crackbook!”

Jamie and Alex Mac

Paula Anne — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 17:56:30 +0000

(Alex gets bit by a turtle)

Jamie says to Alex: “He (the turtle) ain’t gonna let go til it thunders.”

(It was a sunny day)

Me and Drew

Paula Anne — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 08:08:56 +0000

Me: “HAHA! Georgia Tech is beating Clemson.”

Drew: “I know. I hope they lose. I’m so sick of every time Clemson wins it’s all over facebook; but if we win you wouldn’t know. We are more humble. It’s Clemson fans that give white trash a bad name.”

Carol and Albert

Paula Anne — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 17:52:06 +0000

Carol to Albert: “You just picked your booger.”

Albert: “I did, but I didn’t eat it.”

Harr and Stokes

Paula Anne — Wed, 20 Jul 2011 03:20:44 +0000

(Kristen is a nurse and was working the midnight shift at the hospital and she was texting me when Harr says to Kristen…)

Harr: “You are suppose to be saving lives.”

Kristen: “Yeah, probably not gonna happen. I’m just a tech right now, and I’m in rehab. Jeez! People get beer with their meal and won’t share and then expect me to save their lives. What are they thinkin’ not sharing?!”

Kristy and Me

Paula Anne — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 15:33:23 +0000

(Talking about going to Ireland…)

Kristy: “You better save with me.

(And if I don’t? Kristy said this…) “I will kill you, not really, but hurt you.”

Me: “Threatening me is a great way to make me do it!”

Kristy: “K. Well, you won’t have a vagina left if you don’t save!”

Me: “Crrrrrraaaaaaaaacccckkkkkkkbbbbbooooookkk!!”

Kristy: “You’re done.”

Me and annA

Paula Anne — Tue, 05 Jul 2011 01:38:33 +0000

Me: “What are you currently doing?”

annA: “Lurking… really hard.”

Me and Mags

Paula Anne — Fri, 24 Jun 2011 20:51:49 +0000

Me: “I hate your phone!”

(10 seconds later)

Mag: “My phone actually did die that time.”

Me: “Damn iphone. Way to NOT give a warning.”

Mag: “No. It gave me three. I didn’t think it was serious.”

Maggy and Me

Paula Anne — Fri, 03 Jun 2011 21:52:08 +0000

(There is a Burger King in Columbia Mag and I always go to and every time something strange happens)

Mag: “I passed the iconic Burger King in Cola.”

Me: “Haha! People in trees and old ladies telling us to watch out and hobos shaking hands with us…”

Mag: “So fucking weird. Getting raped comes with one of their combos.”

Me: “Crackbook!”

Mag: “Somehow I knew that’s what you were gonna say.”

Me: “Somehow I knew you knew that’s what I was gonna say.”

Mag: “Somehow I knew that you knew that I knew that’s what you were gonna say.”

Me: “You win.”

Nay and Me

Paula Anne — Fri, 03 Jun 2011 21:34:00 +0000

Nay: “You’re warm”

Me: “Everyone tells me that.”

Nay: “It’s because you’re pissed off all the time.”

Jennay and Me

Paula Anne — Fri, 03 Jun 2011 21:26:09 +0000

(Talking about a hair product that is called “It’s a 10″)

Jen to Me: “I got ‘It’s a 10′”

Me: “How do you like it?”

Jen: “I think it works like an 8 but smells like a 10.”

Me and Harr

Paula Anne — Fri, 03 Jun 2011 21:18:18 +0000

Me: “Harr, you smell like a dog.”

Harr: “You wanna know what you smell like… the bottom of a bathroom floor in a gas station.”

Me and Kristen

Paula Anne — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 20:59:25 +0000

Me: “I’m ready to have sex. Aren’t you?”

Kristen: “No. Cause I’m pissed.”

Kevin’s Uncle and Dad

Paula Anne — Wed, 08 Dec 2010 19:03:42 +0000

(Kevin’s dad to Uncle Kev): “Yeah, he’s smart. (Talking about a Stanford football player) Then Kev’s dad said: “He didn’t go to that ivy league school Charleston Southern like you.”

Uncle Kev’s reply to Kev’s dad’s comment: “At least he isn’t selling gutters like you.”

Wedding Conversation

Paula Anne — Wed, 08 Dec 2010 18:04:06 +0000

28: “Dude, I found my dream wedding dress!”

Me: “Duuuuuude!! Why are you looking for wedding dresses??”

28: “Cause I was watching ‘Say Yes to the Dress’ and I told my mom I know exactly what I want.”

Me: “Is it simple?”

28: “Yeah, kinda. It’s a simple ball gown kinda like… And it has pockets.”

Me: “Those pockets are perfect for a mini vibrator.”

28: Why in the heck would I need that?”

Me: “Why wouldn’t you is the better question?”

28: “It’s my wedding. I feel like the sex better be AMAZING that night!”

Me: “I feel like when we get married our vaginas are going to be bleeding.”

28: “My wedding dress better be off if that happens.”

Me: “Crackbook!”

28: “Dude, that for sure is a worthy crackbook conversation.”

Me: “I know.”

Me and Kevin

Paula Anne — Wed, 08 Dec 2010 17:09:07 +0000

Me: “Are your parents coming… cause your house is so clean.”

Kevin: “There’s a fine line between my parents coming and English taking adderall.”

Me and Kevin

Paula Anne — Wed, 01 Dec 2010 15:35:52 +0000

Me to Kevin: “You and J Chris are two peas in a pod.”

Kevin’s response: “What are you and Kristy? A married couple without a ring.”

Me and Harr

Paula Anne — Wed, 01 Dec 2010 15:19:23 +0000

(Me getting on Harriet’s nerves by laying on the floor in her room)

Me: “What if I hide under your bed. Then I wouldn’t be in here.”

Harr: “If you got out of here you wouldn’t be in here.”

Drew and Albert

Paula Anne — Tue, 30 Nov 2010 04:36:34 +0000

(We were about to go camping)

Albert: “I don’t have a sleeping bag.”

Drew: “If you’re an eagle scout, you have to have a sleeping bag.”

Zack and Drew quotes

Paula Anne — Tue, 09 Nov 2010 19:58:37 +0000

(A bug flying around in the house)

Zack: “Oh, it’s a moth. I like moths.”

Drew: “I don’t. Get that fucker outta the house!”

Zack: “… if it was a bee I’d be pissed.”

—–

Drew to Zack: “You lied to me… and I like it.”

(Drew asking Zack if a flutin fly is German)

Me and Kevin

Paula Anne — Tue, 09 Nov 2010 19:55:59 +0000

Me: “The mini golf pooper thing reminds me of you.”

Kev: “My shits are too much like blowouts for me to be fuckin’ around with putt putt.”

Anonymous

Paula Anne — Tue, 09 Nov 2010 19:52:20 +0000

Person 1: “You watch diggnation?”

Person 2: “Yeah dude. ‘Condoms and seatbelts go hand in hand’ It’s a pretty good saying to live by. Too bad me and you don’t use either one. Ahahaha!”

Person 1: “Ahhhhh mazing. Just rolled out my chair at work.”

Me, Drew, and Carol

Paula Anne — Tue, 09 Nov 2010 19:44:26 +0000

Me: “Look at those clowns.”

Drew: “Where? I don’t see any clowns.”

Me: “Not real ones.”

Drew: “Oh, I was looking for real ones.”

Caroline: “I was looking for jackasses.”

Me and Kristy

Paula Anne — Tue, 09 Nov 2010 19:41:47 +0000

(Kristy never can make a decision. And she had a guy who wanted to take her out to eat but she didn’t know if she wanted to go out with him or not)

Me: “Well, find out where he wants to eat first and then decide.”

Kristy: “I’m sure I could choose where I want to go.”

Me: “Since when do you make decisions, you indecisive fuck?”

Kristy: “Dude. Since I can dominate this relationship.”

Me: “crackbook.”

Me and Kristy

Paula Anne — Tue, 09 Nov 2010 19:31:43 +0000

Me: “Dude, I want a haircut soooo bad.”

Kristy: “Well get one. I’m trying to grow mine out and it’s just not working so well. It takes so long.”

Me: “I am on the 22nd. And dude, you with long hair… eh?’

Kristy: “Well, I want it to get long so I can get an emo hair cut and usually they are middle length hair.”

Me: “Oh! Your hair is perfect for that. Maybe tonight we can talk on AIM and I can send you photos!”

Kristy: “Maybe you can just get facebook back cause I’m sick of being in a relationship alone. I’m about to change it.”

Me: “Dude. Facebook kills me.. however, I do miss not being in a relationship with you. But we still are, and everyone knows it!’

Kristy: “Ya, but why does it kill you? Gay gay…”

Me: “Long story. Dude, I’m on adderall and still won’t study for my 1:30 test.”

Kristy: “Ok.”

Me: “Don’t get short with me, fire crotch.”

Kristy: “Dude, it’s more brown then red and I still have brown eyebrows.”

Me: “Are you freckily too?

Kristy: “I wish.”

Me: “… and white as a ghost? Pubs red? And no soul? You are a true ginger!!!”

Kristy: “I bet I’m not as white as you! You probably look gothic with your dark hair unshowered nasty Paula look with white skin.”

Me and Kevin

Paula Anne — Tue, 09 Nov 2010 19:01:52 +0000

(On the way to see Jackass 3D and it had been raining all day, so Kevin was trying to find a close parking spot incase it started raining again)

Me: “What do we have to lose?”

Kevin: “Our dry clothes.”

Renee and Me

Paula Anne — Mon, 08 Nov 2010 17:55:05 +0000

Nay: “What are you doing?”

Me: “Thinking. It takes a little while.”

Nay: “Oh. Is that what that smell is?!?”

Suitemates and Jenny

Paula Anne — Mon, 08 Nov 2010 17:48:53 +0000

Renee to Jenny: “I’ll cunt punt you.”

Jenny: “What?”

Renee: “I’ll punch you in the vagina.”

Emily: “Ohhhh, that’s what that means. I thought it meant a white person.”

(Emily thought cunt meant white person)

Renee and Me

Paula Anne — Mon, 08 Nov 2010 16:00:05 +0000

Renee: “Have you noticed I always use the yellow plates? I will dig for them if I have to. I like the yellow plates.”

Me: “Why?”

Renee: “They make me smile when I eat.”

(Talking about CSU’s cafeteria plates)

Me and Cody

Paula Anne — Mon, 08 Nov 2010 15:58:17 +0000

(Talking about what we are going to be for Halloween)

Me to Cody: “I’m gonna be Where’s Waldo! What are you gonna be?”

Cody: “Drunk.”

Emily D. to an old man

Paula Anne — Mon, 08 Nov 2010 15:40:24 +0000

Emily to Old Man: “How are ya?”

Old Man: “Doing as many as I can, and the easy ones twice.”

Renee and Danny

Paula Anne — Mon, 08 Nov 2010 15:32:21 +0000

(Renee trying to make Danny laugh)

Renee to Danny: “Knock knock.”

Danny’s response: “and…”

Renee: “I believe the correct response is ‘whose there?’”

Danny: “No one’s home.”

(Funny because he is depressed all the time)

Dave and 28

Paula Anne — Wed, 06 Oct 2010 17:22:26 +0000

Dave: “Sex is simple.”

28: “But you make it difficult.”

Craig and J Chris

Paula Anne — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 22:58:11 +0000

“Tool girls go in the tool box.”

Me and Harr

Paula Anne — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 04:31:43 +0000

Me: “I like things that fly and swim.”

Harr: “What have you eaten that flies?”

Me: “Hmm….”

Harr: “Cause chickens don’t fly. Have you ever seen a chicken fly?”

Ross and Albert

Paula Anne — Mon, 10 May 2010 16:52:12 +0000

Ross: “They’re only fun facts when you read them the first two times.”

Albert: “Yeah, and then they’re knowledge.”

(Talking about the fun facts at a movie theater)

Anonymous

Paula Anne — Tue, 04 May 2010 20:27:52 +0000

Person 1: “Her and Lisa are smart cookies.”

Person 2: “Their cookies are crumbling!”

(Talking about how both Lisa and this other girl are 20 and pregnant.)

Jen and Tina

Paula Anne — Tue, 04 May 2010 20:17:22 +0000

Jenny: “It’s a black hole with random things flying through it.”

Tina: “I feel like it’s a big traffic jam.”

(Talking about what’s inside my brain)

Drew and Albert

Paula Anne — Sun, 25 Apr 2010 19:01:39 +0000

Drew: “What are you gonna do when you get a real job?”

Albert: “Get fired.”

(Talking about Albert always being late)

Me and Kristy

Paula Anne — Sun, 25 Apr 2010 18:56:30 +0000

Me: “I gotta do something to burn calories.”

Kristy: “We will drink tonight. That will burn calories.”

Kevin and J Chris

Paula Anne — Sun, 25 Apr 2010 18:53:54 +0000

Kev: “Is that base not rippin’?!!?”

J Chris: “I think it’s just our heads.”

(Talking about Kevin sound system in his car while being hungover)

Me and Kris Rogers

Paula Anne — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 21:38:52 +0000

Me: “I’m gonna lock you out the house.”
Kris: “I got a debit card.”

Casey and Me

Paula Anne — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 21:23:34 +0000

Casey: “Hey, what’s up?”
Me: “Just sitting in the bed with Kristals. ‘Kristals’=Kristy.”
Casey: “Yeah, I know what you meant. And well I’m sitting on the couch with Chrissy. ‘Chrissy’=Chris.”

Me and Mildred

Paula Anne — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 21:13:58 +0000

Me: “I just made a 48 on my test.”
Mel: “Dudeeeeeeee. I’m about to do the same thing. Haha ”
Me: “Hahaha! Well, good luck dude.”
Mel: “After tonight I’m saying fuck it. And then I’m going to get about a 15 on my lab practical.”
Me: “Well. That’s better than a zero.”
Mel: “Yeah. I’m hoping 15 is how much my name is worth, because that’s about all I’ll be able to write on the test.”
Me: “HAHAHHA….crackbook.”

Anonymous

Paula Anne — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 21:04:11 +0000

Person 1: “I’m gonna shave my legs.”
Person 2: (watching tv)
Person 1: “Can you hear me?”
Person 2: “Yes.”
Person 1: “What did I say then?”
Person 2: “You hate nigs.”

Mel and Bubble Gum

Paula Anne — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 23:31:55 +0000

Mel: “I feel like if I drive right now, I’ll drive right over a cliff.”
Bubble Gum: “I feel like you do that anyway.”
(Talking about Mel always drives like she’s gonna kill herself)

J Chris, Me, and Adamn

Paula Anne — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 03:19:08 +0000

J Chris and Adam: “If we don’t get any ass, you’re gonna get two MacBooks up your asshole.”
Me: “That’s gonna be an expensive asshole.”
Adamn: “You’re gonna wanna crackbook that.”

In Life-Guarding Class

Paula Anne — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 01:42:07 +0000

Dustin to McKenzie: “Crack kills.”
McKenzie’s response: “Well, in this case it saves.”

Albert and Kiefy

Paula Anne — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 01:35:26 +0000

Albert: “You can get a lot of people fed with those.”
Kiefer: “I’m not hungry anymore… thanks for the shot.”
(Talking about Jell-o shots)

Me and Harr

Paula Anne — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 19:07:06 +0000

Me: “I could see Chris speed skating.”
Harr: “Figure, maybe.”

J Chris and Wimbo

Paula Anne — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 19:58:12 +0000

J Chris: “I wear North Face when my Patagonia is dirty.”
Wyatt: “I wear Gucci when my Louis is dirty.”

Me and Harr

Paula Anne — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 02:07:35 +0000

Me: “Hellogoodbye is playing tomorrow”
Harr: “Where? At the strip club?”

Tom Hall talking to a criminal in jail

Paula Anne — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 20:39:43 +0000

Tom: “Why do you do drugs?”
Criminal: “Because it enhances my personality.”

Mel and Me

Paula Anne — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 20:34:29 +0000

Mel: “It melts in your mouth.”
Me: “It melts in your mouth and not in your hand.”
(Talking about ice cream)

Adam and Mel

Paula Anne — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 20:28:55 +0000

(A chicken commercial comes on during the superbowl. The chickens in the commercial are in the white house. This is Adam’s reaction to the commercial…. and Mellody’s response…)
Adamn: “Why isn’t the chicken black?”
Mel: “Cause a nigger shouldn’t be president.”

Excuses for being late

Paula Anne — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 19:40:19 +0000

Me: “I was on the toilet.”
Art Professor: “You use the toilet?’
Me: “Yeah, I actually have a butthole.”
Art Professor: “And it works..?”

Anna and Me

Paula Anne — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 17:53:39 +0000

Anna: “I have to fart.”
Me: “Did you say you have to fart?”
Anna: “Yeah, but I’m holding it in. God knows what will fall out after.”

Me and Mel

Paula Anne — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 01:46:32 +0000

Me to Mel: “Your eye’s red.”
Mel: “All of them?”
(As if she had more than two eyes)

Kiefer and Drew

Paula Anne — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 13:48:46 +0000

Kiefer: “I smell something burning.”
Drew: “It’s our solar system.”

Mama and Harr

Paula Anne — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 19:01:04 +0000

Mama: “Hows the watermelon? Is it sweet?”
Harr: “It tastes like summer.”
Mama: “That doesn’t answer my question.”

Me and Stokes

Paula Anne — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 23:31:16 +0000

Me: “I’ll just start from the beginning.”
Stokes: “Well, that’s usually where you start.”

Me and Kristy

Paula Anne — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 23:27:56 +0000

Me: “I have the walking farts.”
Kristy: “I have the sitting ones, I guess.”

Me and Kiefy

Paula Anne — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 23:27:02 +0000

Me: “DUDE! I didn’t realize you lived that close to us.”
Kiefer: “It’s Mullins… nothings that far. So, I don’t get what you are trying to say.”

Me and Bill

Paula Anne — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 22:16:09 +0000

Me: “He doesn’t understand that language!!!”
Bill: “Uhhh… he’s a French bulldog.”
(Bill was yelling at his dog in French to get in the car and the dog wouldn’t)

Me and Kiefer Caplan

Paula Anne — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 02:30:25 +0000

Me: “Now, I know whatcha like.”
Kiefer: “Nah, that’s all I could afford.”
(Talking about me buying him beer)

Brat Kid from The World’s Strictest Parents

Paula Anne — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 17:32:03 +0000

The Strict Mom: “…Like you have enough money.”
The Brat Kid: “Actually we do. I could sell my jeans and buy your whole farm.”

Me and Clayfuck

Paula Anne — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 04:15:39 +0000

Me: “I just told my dad that you and him had ‘the talk’ and he was like sitting there thinking…. ‘I don’t think that we had that talk’..”
Clay: “Pretty sure I was joking, you douche.”
Me: “Dude! I know, you GDI.”
Clay: “Don’t you ever call me by a frat term ,you queer. You GDW.”
Me: “God Damn Wuss?”
Clay: “God Damn Whore.”

Me and Kristy

Paula Anne — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 22:33:32 +0000

Me: “What is duct tape not used for?”
Kristy: “I don’t know. The vagina.”

Kristallllls to Me

Paula Anne — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 22:20:41 +0000

(Talking about the gyno)
Kristy: “I wonder if she will do a pap smear….most likely.”
Me: “What’s a pap smear? Like does it hurt?”
Kristy: “No, it’s just when they use a clamp to get up in there to get a smear of your juices.”

Harr, Me, and Kristals

Paula Anne — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 21:59:09 +0000

(Talking about a HUGE black lady getting in her car at Wallymarts)
Harr: “Did you see those nails?”
Me: “Did you see that ass?”
Kristy: “Did you see that car shake?’

Jordan and Clayfuck

Paula Anne — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 21:46:48 +0000

(We were all packed in Austin’s car and Clay needed to get in and wanted to sit in the passenger seat that was already occupied)

Clayton to Jordan: “Whose sitting in the front?”
Jordan: “Don’t worry about it.”
(It was Jordan’s girlfriend in the front. She was probably thinking FML)

J CHRIS AND KRISTY

Paula Anne — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 05:08:48 +0000

J CHRIS: “WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?”
KRISTY: (while holding up crowns) THE CLOSEST THING TO NOTHING AT ALL!!!)

Jenny, Tara, and Me

Paula Anne — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 04:49:25 +0000

Jen to Tars: “Hey, how are you?”
Tars: “Me? (long pause) Good.”
Me to Tars: “How are you? (pointing to Jenny) She just asked you three seconds ago. Are you still good?”

Me and Melbo

Paula Anne — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 04:04:23 +0000

Me to Mel: “You telling me I look like shit makes my day!”
Mel: “Well, I’ll give you a heads up and let you know that I’m gonna make your day grand when you wear your Mario costume.”

Jenny and Daniel

Paula Anne — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 03:55:05 +0000

Jen: “Only cultured people can drink this.”
Daniel: “Only people with no taste buds can drink that.”
(Talking about chai lattes from Java City)

Me and Mildred

Paula Anne — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 20:00:58 +0000

Me: “Did you and James Bond go?”
Mel: “No, I refuse to go remember. Me and Bond went to Adamn’s store instead.”
Me: “AHAHHAAHAH! That’s so funny …”Adamn’s store.”
Mel: “Well, now that goddamn Taylor has his own store I have to say which one.”
Me: “AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!”
Mel: “Don’t crack that.”
Me: “Ehhh..”

Jenny and Me

Paula Anne — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:56:35 +0000

Jen: “You can be my lawyer if you lie.”
Me: “Well, I can’t be your lawyer.”
Jen: “Well, I’ll get a good lawyer then.”

Me and Harr

Paula Anne — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:55:11 +0000

Me: “Dude, who would make that their profile picture?”
Harr: “Who would make that dress?”

Kristy and Me

Paula Anne — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 03:29:36 +0000

Kristy: “Ya wanna go to Waffle House?”
Me: “Really?”
Kristy: “Yeah, I’ll go to Waffle House (long pause) and get a waffle.”

Me and Kristy

Paula Anne — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 01:12:50 +0000

Me: “Why aren’t they making noises?”
Kristy: “Because my butt is compressed against the bed.”

Mel, Adam, Todd phone call to me*

Paula Anne — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 00:43:47 +0000

(Mildred calls me laughing her ass off to tell me this)
“We are at a pizza place slurpping coke and I pull my straw out and Adam (who is on the phone with Todd) says, ‘OH MY GOD! We are at this restaruant and we found out they have bendy straws!’”

Adam and Kristy

Paula Anne — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 05:09:24 +0000

Adamn: (picking up a bag of food) “What are these?”
Kristy: “Goldfish.”
Adamn: “Liquorish?”

Auburn v. CSU

Paula Anne — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 05:03:50 +0000

Anna (from Auburn): “We have drunk bus shuttles.”
Jenny (from CSU): “We have church bus shuttles.”

Me and Mel

Paula Anne — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 17:01:57 +0000

Me to Katz: “Your hair looks pretty.”
Mel: “Paula, shut up. You tell everyone that because it looks better than yours.”

Me and Albert

Paula Anne — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 16:47:14 +0000

Me: “Is it like awkward turtle?”
Albert: “More like friendly salamander.”

Mel and Adamn

Paula Anne — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 16:45:26 +0000

(Adam sleeping in Mel’s bed when she wasn’t home)
Mel to Adam: “What if I came home?!? I would be like ‘get the fuck out!’ What would you say?”
Adamn: “I’d be like…Get in!!”

Mildred and Me

Paula Anne — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 20:49:25 +0000

Mel: “What was in my hair?”
Me: “A raisin and a frosted flake.”

Me and Jenny

Paula Anne — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 03:10:41 +0000

Me: “Looks like I’m not laying out tomorrow. The weathers shitty.”
“What’s the weather forcast? Shitty”
“It’s gonna be shitty all week.”

Jenny: “You’re just shit out of luck.”

Harr and Mildred

Paula Anne — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 17:46:09 +0000

Harr: “Be that way.”
Mildred: “I am that way. I’m waying it like that.”

Katz and Kristy

Paula Anne — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 17:38:32 +0000

Katz: “Kristy, have you been to campus?”
Kristy: “No.”
Katz: “It looks like shit.”

Mildred and Jenny

Paula Anne — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 17:37:11 +0000

Mel: “It smells like baby power exploded in my room.”
Jen: “I bet your room is having orgasms right now.”
Mel: “I don’t get off to babies, Jenny.”

Mel and J Chris

Paula Anne — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 17:30:56 +0000

Mel: “You wore those pants yesterday.”
J Chris: “I feel like seer sucker pants…. always the right decision.”

Me and Bubble Gum

Paula Anne — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 06:18:57 +0000

(At 2:11 am)
Me: “Go to bed, ya fuck.”
Jordan: “I don’t sleep. It’s the horney goat weed pills I’m on.”

Kristals and Me

Paula Anne — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 23:10:52 +0000

Kris: “I smell vagina. Do you smell vagina?”
Me: “No.”
Kris: “Is it my vagina? Maybe it’s your breath…(I blow in her face).. Yeah, it’s your breath. It smells like vagina.”

Me and Kev

Paula Anne — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 23:07:00 +0000

Me: ‘It’s called respect.”
Kev: “It’s called respect for my condom!”

David and Me

Paula Anne — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 18:35:19 +0000

Dave: “I’d be a snow leopard that morphs into a red toe hawk.”
Me: “I’d be a llama that morphs into a fish.”

Me and Harr

Paula Anne — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 18:32:49 +0000

Me: “Adam and Mel took shrooms.”
Harr: “They switched rooms?”

Jen and Adam

Paula Anne — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 18:25:34 +0000

(Adam bitching at Jenny for not packing shit up to move)
Jen:”At least I already have the clothes on the floor.” (Clothes are always on the floor)
Adam: “Yeah, good start.”