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Dave

Paula Anne — Tue, 04 May 2010 20:10:02 +0000

“I like my boat wet.”

Dave

Paula Anne — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 01:50:19 +0000

(He is at a red light and a cop is across the street. Dave says this while making an illegal U-turn)
“Well, if he’s coming to get me, then he’s coming to get me.”

DDD

Paula Anne — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 22:20:42 +0000

“Tell it to your preacher.”

Dave

Paula Anne — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 21:47:42 +0000

“She’s a recent rape victim that needed girl power.”

Dave

Paula Anne — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 01:01:01 +0000

“Columbus didn’t ask for directions.”

DDD

Paula Anne — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 16:51:36 +0000

“I don’t get my wisdom out of newspapers.”

David

Paula Anne — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 22:33:27 +0000

(While trying to find the movies)
“It’s HERE! They just built more stuff trying to confuse me.”

Dave

Paula Anne — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 04:18:10 +0000

“…You know the hot tub pool thing? Well, it’s really a hot pool.”

David

Paula Anne — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 21:04:49 +0000

“I’d rather be notorious than be unknown.”

DDD

Paula Anne — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 18:43:53 +0000

“Dating is kind of all about annoying each other, if thats what you want to call it.”

David

Paula Anne — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 02:20:39 +0000

“That’s why I just loooove Dollar General, so casual, I don’t have to get all dressed up like I do when I got to Wal Mart.”

Dave to Me

Paula Anne — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 00:23:27 +0000

“You’re a nerd with no hobbies.”
(While he is playing wii tennis.)

Dave to Joe

Paula Anne — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 22:11:35 +0000

“Joe, did you follow that one to the end?”

DDD

Paula Anne — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 16:55:57 +0000

“Guys, we can’t take this gun to war.”

Dave

Paula Anne — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 20:43:26 +0000

“Do you know what the people in the military do? They eat their food as fast as they can cause they have shit to do.”

DDD and Lee

Paula Anne — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 01:34:50 +0000

(About Twilight)

“He glistens.”

“He puts sparkles on.”

David about a cop

Paula Anne — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 16:14:50 +0000

“I hope that rotten pig doesn’t come down the road.”

Dave

Paula Anne — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 03:52:43 +0000

“You say stupid stuff all the time.”

David

Paula Anne — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 03:39:54 +0000

“I feel like if you have the intelligence of a carrot or an apple you would say that.”

(Talking about saying the phrase “it’s whatever.”)

DDD

Paula Anne — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 17:24:27 +0000

“Sometimes I feel like a peacock on the roof.”

Dave

Paula Anne — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 14:53:28 +0000

“I am sore and unemployed.”

Dave

Paula Anne — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 19:19:54 +0000

“We just hopped on the sample bed and just went at it.”

DDD

Paula Anne — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 18:51:18 +0000

“Why shower when you can change your underwear!!”

DDD

Paula Anne — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 17:48:27 +0000

“I’m nice to people that work at dead end jobs.”

David

Paula Anne — Wed, 20 May 2009 23:54:08 +0000

“I live in the country. I don’t need to go to college in the country too.”
(Why he tranfered from Clemson to CofC.)