“When the ferret of chaos chases the right rabbit, you must give him a new path.”

“Ughhh! She could have at least said, ‘here’s a 50, go pig-out.’ But no. All she said was, ‘Harriet’s been hungry since yesterday.’ That’s bullshit.”

“It was SUCH a good class because nothing got done.”

“She wears ‘em so much I just think they’re part of her face.”

(Talking about Mama wearing her sunglasses obsessively.)

(While watching Keith Berry’s television show she says this…)

“Like I don’t think he could hypnotize me because his voice is so annoying.”

(We were at Carolina Roadhouse and a couple sitting on the same side of the booth ordered chili cheese fries. Harr says this….)

“They ordered chili cheese fries. Could’ve gone to Sonic. That’s all I’m saying.”

“When people give me a twenty dollar gift card to Belk, I’m like, ‘What am I suppose to buy? One shoe’?”

“If that had been a regular person, I would have hit her real hard.”

(When Harr’s grandmother grabbed Harr’s arm and made her touch the staph on her elbow.)

“There’s nothing fun about a fun house.”

(Harr says this while cleaning up water with toilet paper…)

“I don’t like touching wet toilet paper.”

“They are just driving around to find the next parking lot to sleep in.”

(There was a truck driving down the road carrying a ton of shit.)

“If I just scratched my computer to do something stupid, Imma be pissed.”

“I just want to plaster my body to the caf doors until they let me in to eat.”

(She said this because it smelled like hush puppies outside)

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“That’s why people cry at funerals. Because they don’t get what they want.”

(Talking about a person’s will when they die, and how people are sad they did not get what they wanted)

“What’s with the balloon animals? I mean are there clowns in there?”

(We were  outside of Outback waiting on food and everyone leaving the restaurant had an animal balloon in their hand.)

“I wish I was Snape, then I’d be smart enough not to have these problems.”

“I threw it up, so I can eat it tomorrow.”

“I have to think about it, but I can make it happen.”

“Like crackers just came out of your nose. That’s gross.”

“Everybody cares about a piece of shit sometimes.”

“Have you ever seen a fat thing? Like a wheat thin, but a fat thin…”

“I wish I could sing (pause) I wish that all the time.”

“Is my head attached to my neck? Do my feet have toes?”
(making fun of me with random questions)

“Talking about someone else’s life won’t give you one.”

“For some reason chewing makes me hard of hearing.”

“I got so much wax in my ears, I could make candles.”

“I can only carry on a real conversation with someone else who has A.D.D”

“When you baby people they come back to be babied.”

(Talking about how fast Kristy hotboxes the bathroom)
“There’s probably treadmarks in her undies.”

“Depressed people don’t shower.”

“I looked up and we were dying.”
(Talking about my driving)