The Crackbook » Harr

Harr

Paula Anne — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 23:07:38 +0000

“I have to think about it, but I can make it happen.”

Harr to Me

Paula Anne — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 15:03:35 +0000

“Like crackers just came out of your nose. That’s gross.”

Harr

Paula Anne — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 23:26:26 +0000

“Everybody cares about a piece of shit sometimes.”

Harr

Paula Anne — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 01:52:28 +0000

“Have you ever seen a fat thing? Like a wheat thin, but a fat thin…”

Harr

Paula Anne — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 19:21:35 +0000

“I wish I could sing (pause) I wish that all the time.”

Harr

Paula Anne — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 18:05:44 +0000

“Is my head attached to my neck? Do my feet have toes?”
(making fun of me with random questions)

Harr

Paula Anne — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 01:47:04 +0000

“Talking about someone else’s life won’t give you one.”

Harr

Paula Anne — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 13:47:13 +0000

“For some reason chewing makes me hard of hearing.”

Harr

Paula Anne — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 22:22:11 +0000

“I got so much wax in my ears, I could make candles.”

Harr

Paula Anne — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 02:23:38 +0000

“I can only carry on a real conversation with someone else who has a.d.d”

Harr

Paula Anne — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 04:42:21 +0000

“When you baby people they come back to be babied.”

Harr

Paula Anne — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 04:19:22 +0000

(Talking about how fast Kristy hotboxes the bathroom)
“There’s probably treadmarks in her undies.”

Harr

Paula Anne — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 03:52:15 +0000

“Depressed people don’t shower.”

Harr

Paula Anne — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:47:29 +0000

“I looked up and we were dying.”
(Talking about my driving)

Harr

Paula Anne — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 23:45:47 +0000

“I mean what’s another roll of expensive toilet paper? I might as well be wiping my ass with diamonds.”

Harr to Me

Paula Anne — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 03:21:38 +0000

“Can an elephant tip-toe?”

Harr to Stokes

Paula Anne — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 16:53:52 +0000

“It looks like a circus lives in your underwear drawer.”

Harr to Kris

Paula Anne — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 20:40:12 +0000

“Don’t set the box on fire.”

Harr to Mom and Dad

Paula Anne — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 17:29:19 +0000

“The plans been on the fridge since Tuesday.”

Harr about Twitter

Paula Anne — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 05:20:44 +0000

“I don’t care if you are in the bathroom taking a shit… I don’t care if you are painting rainbows.”

Harr

Paula Anne — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 23:24:08 +0000

“I drink sweet tea like it’s my life support”

Harr

Paula Anne — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 23:05:51 +0000

“I mean… what’s ketchup and mustard without mannoyaise!”

Harr

Paula Anne — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 18:22:50 +0000

(Talking about news anchor peoples’ hair)
“I mean if that what gets people in your panties… then go ahead.”

Harr

Paula Anne — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 04:19:11 +0000

“Like if we weren’t sisters, we wouldn’t be friends.”

Harr

Paula Anne — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 03:53:20 +0000

“Chas McMillan is just a retard in action.”

Harr

Paula Anne — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 05:50:38 +0000

“Shroomies getting high.”

Harr to Me

Paula Anne — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 05:13:48 +0000

“This operation is on a hold up until you go get it.”

Harr

Paula Anne — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 21:07:07 +0000

“I love it when mama goes to the grocery store. This is what she buys: a gallon of milk, vegetables, and this shit. She buys a bunch of random stuff that doesn’t make a meal.”

Harry

Paula Anne — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 17:21:08 +0000

“My armpits are putting off an onion odor.”

Harr

Paula Anne — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 22:19:11 +0000

What Harr would say at my eulogy: “I can smell the shit when you open your mouth.”

Harry to Me

Paula Anne — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 01:37:23 +0000

“That one was funny… but it wasn’t funny when you were trying to write it down.)

(She said something that I thought was funny and so I was trying to put it in the crack but I kept fucking it up… and it got annoying.)

Harrrr

Paula Anne — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 17:28:00 +0000

“I get sweet tea no matter how bad it is!”

Harr

Paula Anne — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 21:46:06 +0000

“J Chris looks like a kid who’s too big for his pajamas.”

Harr to Me

Paula Anne — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 14:55:03 +0000

“If I throw up will you catch it?”

Harr to Me

Paula Anne — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 19:22:20 +0000

“Paula Anne, it’s hard to sit beside you.”

(I smelled really bad after a concert.)

Harr to Me

Paula Anne — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 18:40:12 +0000

“Actually, you can just be the flower girl that way you can just run down the aisle.”
(The role I will play in Mildred’s wedding)

Harry

Paula Anne — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 17:52:59 +0000

“They had a variety of chances to show what was going on.”
(Making fun of ANTM)

Harr to Karen Spivey

Paula Anne — Thu, 21 May 2009 00:01:18 +0000

“You need to be across the street at the Baptist church and then you’ll be really good to go!”

Harr the Spy

Paula Anne — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 12:05:34 +0000

“One of these days imma pass out in a pool of piss.”

Harrrrrry

Paula Anne — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 01:21:11 +0000

“Jenny, just tell him that you love him but you love God more.”
(In reference to Jenny’s friend’s story.)