The Crackbook » J Chris http://www.thecrackbook.com Thu, 02 Feb 2012 20:17:12 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 J Chris http://www.thecrackbook.com/2250 http://www.thecrackbook.com/2250#comments Fri, 14 Jan 2011 20:54:23 +0000 Paula Anne http://www.thecrackbook.com/?p=2250 “The best way to not go to school……… is to not go to school.”

]]> http://www.thecrackbook.com/2250/feed 0 J Chris to Mel http://www.thecrackbook.com/2040 http://www.thecrackbook.com/2040#comments Sun, 25 Apr 2010 19:11:41 +0000 Paula Anne http://www.thecrackbook.com/?p=2040 “Nothing gets my dick harder than you bitchin’”

]]> http://www.thecrackbook.com/2040/feed 0 JJJ MONEYYY to Me http://www.thecrackbook.com/1593 http://www.thecrackbook.com/1593#comments Thu, 24 Dec 2009 21:20:55 +0000 Paula Anne http://thecrackbook.com/?p=1593 “You aren’t looking for them if they aren’t missing.”
(Talking about how I annoy everyone with the saying that I scream at every party, which is WHERE’S KRISTY!!)

]]> http://www.thecrackbook.com/1593/feed 0 J Chris http://www.thecrackbook.com/1577 http://www.thecrackbook.com/1577#comments Wed, 23 Dec 2009 04:10:10 +0000 Paula Anne http://thecrackbook.com/?p=1577 “There are more hot bitches on facebook than on TV. Plus, they put out.”

]]> http://www.thecrackbook.com/1577/feed 0 J Money to Mildred http://www.thecrackbook.com/1567 http://www.thecrackbook.com/1567#comments Thu, 17 Dec 2009 22:35:11 +0000 Paula Anne http://thecrackbook.com/?p=1567 “Since when do you vacuum treehouses?”

]]> http://www.thecrackbook.com/1567/feed 0 J Chris http://www.thecrackbook.com/1559 http://www.thecrackbook.com/1559#comments Thu, 17 Dec 2009 22:28:23 +0000 Paula Anne http://thecrackbook.com/?p=1559 “I was so fucked up last night I chugged two red bull and still passed out.”

]]> http://www.thecrackbook.com/1559/feed 0 J Chris http://www.thecrackbook.com/1549 http://www.thecrackbook.com/1549#comments Tue, 15 Dec 2009 06:01:12 +0000 Paula Anne http://thecrackbook.com/?p=1549 (About to leave to go ice skating when we hear J Chris freaking out..)
“WHAT THE FUCK!?!? There’s a goddamn Bud Light Lime beer top in my room!!! This is suppose to be a fratty treehouse!”

]]> http://www.thecrackbook.com/1549/feed 0 J Chris http://www.thecrackbook.com/1515 http://www.thecrackbook.com/1515#comments Sun, 06 Dec 2009 21:50:41 +0000 Paula Anne http://thecrackbook.com/?p=1515 “Madame Mellody”
(Talking about living in a whore house. Kinda ironic cause now he’s living there. hahaha)

]]> http://www.thecrackbook.com/1515/feed 0 J Chris to Kevbo http://www.thecrackbook.com/1499 http://www.thecrackbook.com/1499#comments Wed, 02 Dec 2009 18:20:34 +0000 Paula Anne http://thecrackbook.com/?p=1499 “Which one’s bigger, Kevin? Your cock or your yacht?”

]]> http://www.thecrackbook.com/1499/feed 0 J Chris http://www.thecrackbook.com/1416 http://www.thecrackbook.com/1416#comments Tue, 17 Nov 2009 03:52:52 +0000 Paula Anne http://thecrackbook.com/?p=1416 “Anything over six inches is hazing.”

]]> http://www.thecrackbook.com/1416/feed 0 J Chris to Toddd http://www.thecrackbook.com/1367 http://www.thecrackbook.com/1367#comments Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:49:13 +0000 Paula Anne http://thecrackbook.com/?p=1367 (Todd is painting the jail cell and is writing down a bunch of famous names of people that went to jail. J Chris comes in and says this…)
“WHERE’S MARTHA STEWART!?!”

]]> http://www.thecrackbook.com/1367/feed 0 J Chris http://www.thecrackbook.com/1351 http://www.thecrackbook.com/1351#comments Wed, 14 Oct 2009 04:26:39 +0000 Paula Anne http://thecrackbook.com/?p=1351 “J Chris Owens wishes he had a cool slogan like the other candidates. How bout “Vote Katie Tull she is hotter than Erin Andrews through a keyhole.” or “Vote Katie… she’ll be your matey”…get it cause we are bucs or “to get through convo pack a bowl…when your done vote for Tull.”

]]> http://www.thecrackbook.com/1351/feed 0 J Chris http://www.thecrackbook.com/1341 http://www.thecrackbook.com/1341#comments Tue, 13 Oct 2009 02:21:42 +0000 Paula Anne http://thecrackbook.com/?p=1341 “The first one who finishes 20 gets my dick. (Long pause. We make awkward faces) Alright! We are stopping at 19.”

]]> http://www.thecrackbook.com/1341/feed 0 Adam and J Chris to Blake http://www.thecrackbook.com/1323 http://www.thecrackbook.com/1323#comments Tue, 06 Oct 2009 01:54:23 +0000 Paula Anne http://thecrackbook.com/?p=1323 Adam: “Pledge! You’re doing the opposite of figuring it out.”
J Chris: “You’re unfiguring.”

]]> http://www.thecrackbook.com/1323/feed 0 J Chris http://www.thecrackbook.com/1319 http://www.thecrackbook.com/1319#comments Tue, 06 Oct 2009 01:51:38 +0000 Paula Anne http://thecrackbook.com/?p=1319 “I feel like Maurice is right here (pointing to his throat)… but he wants to be over there (pointing to the floor)

]]> http://www.thecrackbook.com/1319/feed 0 J Chris http://www.thecrackbook.com/1206 http://www.thecrackbook.com/1206#comments Tue, 15 Sep 2009 20:41:17 +0000 Paula Anne http://thecrackbook.com/?p=1206 “The only person that takes longer to get ready than Kevin is Paula.”

]]> http://www.thecrackbook.com/1206/feed 0 J Chris http://www.thecrackbook.com/1079 http://www.thecrackbook.com/1079#comments Wed, 05 Aug 2009 03:12:58 +0000 Paula Anne http://thecrackbook.com/?p=1079 “Paula, Imma be stuffing your gstring with quotes instead of dollars.”

]]> http://www.thecrackbook.com/1079/feed 0 Todddd and Chrisss http://www.thecrackbook.com/1012 http://www.thecrackbook.com/1012#comments Wed, 29 Jul 2009 17:53:21 +0000 Paula Anne http://thecrackbook.com/?p=1012 “Just a couple of the best nicknames J Chris and I came up with for Jesus: the bibles protagonist, speaker of red words, salvation station, coming home king, da OG from Galilee, God Jr. , floaty toes, DJ Heaven, bay walker, sand hiker etc….”

]]> http://www.thecrackbook.com/1012/feed 0 J Chris http://www.thecrackbook.com/704 http://www.thecrackbook.com/704#comments Thu, 18 Jun 2009 20:26:07 +0000 Paula Anne http://thecrackbook.com/?p=704 “Fuck, I had to go jail for them to get married.”

]]> http://www.thecrackbook.com/704/feed 0 J Chris http://www.thecrackbook.com/690 http://www.thecrackbook.com/690#comments Wed, 17 Jun 2009 21:52:30 +0000 Paula Anne http://thecrackbook.com/?p=690 Farva:  ”What are these, blue jeans?”

J Chris:  ”Nah, these are linen pants so my balls don’t get hot.”

]]> http://www.thecrackbook.com/690/feed 0 Chris about Carly http://www.thecrackbook.com/267 http://www.thecrackbook.com/267#comments Wed, 29 Apr 2009 11:58:36 +0000 Paula Anne http://thecrackbook.com/?p=267 “She went from a 7 to like a negative 3.”

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