“What reindeer doesn’t have antlers?
(Talking about my bed sheets)

“Welcome to Georgia! We’ll fuck ya!”

“I’m seriously going to smash this over your head, and then make you buy me a new one”
(Talking about her guitar)

“You’re the bad driver. I’m going on cruise control.”
(This is the saying Jenny wants to put on the back of the car)

“How’s that going for you… having NO personality?”

“I feel like the longer I live here, the trashier I get.”
(Talking about living in North Charleston)

“Have you ever sucked a dick?”

“You just laughed at your own comment.”

“Grumpy genitals will turn into grinning.”

“It looks like a person in the fashion world was a little confused on how to make a shirt.”
(We were in the caf and some random girl was wearing a shirt that had like one long sleeve, one short sleeve, half long, half short)

“That would be an LK… life kill.”

“We should start running so like when she comes back she’ll be like ‘I’m skinny!’ And we’ll be like ‘ We’re skinnier!!!’”

“You know those farts that travel up your butt crack and come out the front.”

“We have more geese than students. You know what? We my have more geese than Bibles….. it’s a possibility.”

“Then God made alcohol and Kevbo….. and it was good.”
(I was saying how the two go hand-in-hand. and Jen said this)

“Is this like the golden crew behind you?”

“It’s an infected hair on a camel’s ass.”

Girl texts Jenny saying a dude texed her “Hey” and she did not know what to say back. so, Jenny makes fun of her and says “He texted me ‘Hey’. Should I like say hey back, hi, or hello?”

“We have a church right in the middle of campus.”

“She doesn’t want a tic tac in her. It’s like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.”

“Really fat emo people make me laugh. It defeats the purpose of looking malnutritioned and sad.”

“My names Fred, but people call me crazy.”
(When a homeless guy hit on her in Burger King)

“I have cleaned stuff out of my toilet that looks more appetizing than that.”
(Talking about the caf’s quiche)

“It’s like a cheese grater.”
(Talking about Kristy’s hairy ass legs)

“I’m gonna punch you so hard your vagina falls off.”

“God made light and it was good. And then He made cockroaches and said ‘Oh, fuck’.”

“I wanna pull my teeth out they hurt so bad.”

“Maybe you can find a CSU law school because all you have to have is a pulse to get in.”

“We need to get her a blow dryer, so that she can get the sand out of her vagina.”

“I’m use to cyberape with Kevin and Chris.”