The Crackbook » Jennnnay

Hoback

Paula Anne — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 20:37:20 +0000

“What reindeer doesn’t have antlers?
(Talking about my bed sheets)

Jenny's slogan for Georgia

Paula Anne — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 20:33:10 +0000

“Welcome to Georgia! We’ll fuck ya!”

Jenny to Me

Paula Anne — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 20:25:39 +0000

“I’m seriously going to smash this over your head, and then make you buy me a new one”
(Talking about her guitar)

Jenny

Paula Anne — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 18:10:18 +0000

“You’re the bad driver. I’m going on cruise control.”
(This is the saying Jenny wants to put on the back of the car)

Hoback

Paula Anne — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 01:45:16 +0000

“How’s that going for you… having NO personality?”

Jenny

Paula Anne — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 01:42:38 +0000

“I feel like the longer I live here, the trashier I get.”
(Talking about living in North Charleston)

Hoback

Paula Anne — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 01:37:31 +0000

“Have you ever sucked a dick?”

Jenny to Me

Paula Anne — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 19:02:14 +0000

“You just laughed at your own comment.”

Jenny

Paula Anne — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 22:13:50 +0000

“Grumpy genitals will turn into grinning.”

Jenny

Paula Anne — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 02:25:58 +0000

“It looks like a person in the fashion world was a little confused on how to make a shirt.”
(We were in the caf and some random girl was wearing a shirt that had like one long sleeve, one short sleeve, half long, half short)

Hoback

Paula Anne — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 21:22:18 +0000

“That would be an LK… life kill.”

Jenny about a girl

Paula Anne — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 22:16:31 +0000

“We should start running so like when she comes back she’ll be like ‘I’m skinny!’ And we’ll be like ‘ We’re skinnier!!!’”

Jenny

Paula Anne — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 21:51:53 +0000

“You know those farts that travel up your butt crack and come out the front.”

Jenny

Paula Anne — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 18:09:56 +0000

“We have more geese than students. You know what? We my have more geese than Bibles….. it’s a possibility.”

Then God made…

Paula Anne — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 04:46:09 +0000

“Then God made alcohol and Kevbo….. and it was good.”
(I was saying how the two go hand-in-hand. and Jen said this)

Jenny

Paula Anne — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 04:43:57 +0000

“Is this like the golden crew behind you?”

Hoback's Literal Meaning of the word DUDE

Paula Anne — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 04:31:14 +0000

“It’s an infected hair on a camel’s ass.”

Jenny making fun of a girl

Paula Anne — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 04:25:22 +0000

Girl texts Jenny saying a dude texed her “Hey” and she did not know what to say back. so, Jenny makes fun of her and says “He texted me ‘Hey’. Should I like say hey back, hi, or hello?”

Jenny

Paula Anne — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 04:14:06 +0000

“We have a church right in the middle of campus.”

Hoback

Paula Anne — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 03:56:19 +0000

“She doesn’t want a tic tac in her. It’s like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.”

Dead Girl

Paula Anne — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:52:16 +0000

“Really fat emo people make me laugh. It defeats the purpose of looking malnutritioned and sad.”

Jenny

Paula Anne — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:42:17 +0000

“My names Fred, but people call me crazy.”
(When a homeless guy hit on her in Burger King)

Hoback

Paula Anne — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 02:13:04 +0000

“I have cleaned stuff out of my toilet that looks more appetizing than that.”
(Talking about the caf’s quiche)

Jenny to Kristy

Paula Anne — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 23:47:04 +0000

“It’s like a cheese grater.”
(Talking about Kristy’s hairy ass legs)

Jenny to Me

Paula Anne — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 01:10:28 +0000

“I’m gonna punch you so hard your vagina falls off.”

Jenny

Paula Anne — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 00:59:42 +0000

“God made light and it was good. And then He made cockroaches and said ‘Oh, fuck’.”

Hoback

Paula Anne — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 00:31:37 +0000

“I wanna pull my teeth out they hurt so bad.”

Jenny to Betsey

Paula Anne — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 03:16:42 +0000

“Maybe you can find a CSU law school because all you have to have is a pulse to get in.”

Jenny

Paula Anne — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 16:55:49 +0000

“We need to get her a blow dryer, so that she can get the sand out of her vagina.”

Hoback

Paula Anne — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 20:42:17 +0000

“I’m use to cyberape with Kevin and Chris.”

Jen to Harr

Paula Anne — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 17:34:06 +0000

(Harriet had her earphones in….so, Jenny decided to confront her about rumors.)
“I heard you licked ****’s twat. It tastes like oreos and cigarettes.”
“I heard you fingered Don Little’s asshole.”

Jenny aka "Wet Willy"

Paula Anne — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 04:01:19 +0000

“no. i jst kringe wen i read stoopid sht lyke dis n it annys me lyke all dey so i jst rmembr. u no?”
(Thug language.)

Jen to Kris

Paula Anne — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 00:25:59 +0000

“You need a snuggie.”
4.19.09

Jenny to Me

Paula Anne — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 22:13:15 +0000

“You look like a lesbian hippie and I’m your lesbian lover.”

(4.19.09)

Jenny

Paula Anne — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 20:45:33 +0000

“I’m a murder monkey mom… it’s less intense.”

Jenny

Paula Anne — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 01:39:11 +0000

“You know you’re getting good fruit if it’s from black people.”

Jenny

Paula Anne — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 03:41:53 +0000

“I think that guy is driving with his stomach.”

Hoback

Paula Anne — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 18:05:47 +0000

“The gayer it is the frattier it is.”

Jennnn

Paula Anne — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 14:56:27 +0000

“I feel like punching an infant in the face.”

Jenny

Paula Anne — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 22:23:18 +0000

” This song makes me wanna have sex.”

(Day and Night)

Jennnnny about CSU sorority

Paula Anne — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 19:24:59 +0000

“They’re sad sorority slugs.”

Jen

Paula Anne — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 18:04:19 +0000

“Are the pharmacists sitting with their fingers in their butts?”

Jennay

Paula Anne — Thu, 21 May 2009 00:08:17 +0000

“I am NOT playing cool infront of my friends.”
(Jen said this with her “Jenny face” and the arguement was with Clayfuck about the movie Strange Wilderness. I love it and he hates it and she was giving her opinion.)

Jenny

Paula Anne — Mon, 04 May 2009 04:01:56 +0000

“It smells like absolute asshole.”

(About tuna.)

Jennnnnnnnnay

Paula Anne — Mon, 04 May 2009 03:59:39 +0000

“I feel like this skill is not gonna help me in life.”

(What Jen is saying while catching fish on Jack and Dexter.)

Jennifer to Me

Paula Anne — Mon, 04 May 2009 03:45:00 +0000

“The world is not your trashcan. It’s really not.”

Jennnnay about Katz

Paula Anne — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 23:25:18 +0000

“I don’t know what she stores in her hair. It’s soooooo big.”

Hoback's Tramp Stamp

Paula Anne — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 06:30:52 +0000

“I wanna get a really slutty one in cursive that says, ‘I’ll fuck you just for the taste.’”

Jennnnnnnnnnifer

Paula Anne — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 12:08:41 +0000

“I don’t wanna play the whole song and game. I just wanna eat.”

Jennister

Paula Anne — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 11:07:17 +0000

“I just wanna peel my skin off and eat it.”

(This is what she wants to do to herself when she hears country music.)

Jennnnnnay

Paula Anne — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 10:40:15 +0000

“Great minds fart alike.”

(Me and Jennnnny farted at the same time and she said this.)