The Crackbook » Jordan

Bubble Gum to Me

Paula Anne — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 20:34:13 +0000

“Paula, your hair looks pretty in that picture.”
(This made the crackbook because no one ever says my hair is pretty, due to the simple fact that most of the time it looks like rats live in it.)

Me and Bubble Gum

Paula Anne — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 06:18:57 +0000

(At 2:11 am)
Me: “Go to bed, ya fuck.”
Jordan: “I don’t sleep. It’s the horney goat weed pills I’m on.”

Jordan and Nick

Paula Anne — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 22:36:46 +0000

Jordan: “Did you know your penis is a muscle? The more you use it the bigger it gets.”
Nick: “Yeah, it gets big and loose and hangs. We call that banana dick.”

Jordan and Toddles

Paula Anne — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 01:49:34 +0000

(Todd puts the side of a wine bag to his ear.)
Jordan says, “It’s calling your name, Todd.”
Todd says, “It’s bubbling….” (And then he puts the wine bag next to Jordan’s ear.) …and then says, “Listen.”
Jordan says, “Yea, it says TODDDDDDDDDDD!”

Bubble Gum and Kevbo

Paula Anne — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 01:10:22 +0000

Jordan: “Damn! That’s why the room is shaking. You’re leg is movin’ fast as hell.”
Kevbo: “90 miles a minute baby!”
Jordan: “90 miles a minute is slow.”
Kevbo: “90 miles a mintute is slow?!? You’re fucking high, Jordan!”

Jordan Hall

Paula Anne — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 05:16:33 +0000

“It’s that crazy shit nigga, it will melt you into the couch.”
(Talking about drugs)