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Kevbo

Paula Anne — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 08:02:20 +0000

“My computer is green.”

Kevbo

Paula Anne — Sat, 09 Jul 2011 18:40:46 +0000

“You’re goin’ to be happier than a pig in shit tomorrow.”

Kevbo

Paula Anne — Fri, 01 Jul 2011 21:05:57 +0000

“Only a clown would miss Florence, and with that said, I missed Florence.”

(Talking about Florence and the Machine while at Bonnaroo)

Kevin to Me

Paula Anne — Wed, 15 Jun 2011 04:50:53 +0000

“You’re sending messages like you had a finger amputated.”

(I told him I just woke up and that was why I couldn’t type worth shit)

Kevbo

Paula Anne — Fri, 03 Jun 2011 21:28:54 +0000

“You may think I’m predictable but that thought process will change tomorrow.”

U Bet

Paula Anne — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 20:58:29 +0000

(Talking about where squirrels like to live)

“You’re not gonna wanna live in the barbecue during the summer.”

Kevin

Paula Anne — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 20:56:19 +0000

“So, on a scale from one to shit at its best… how much fun is it wakin’ up this early?”

U Bet

Paula Anne — Wed, 08 Dec 2010 17:10:55 +0000

“You can only go so far selling sandwiches.”

Kevin

Paula Anne — Wed, 01 Dec 2010 15:28:58 +0000

“Well drop your socks and grab my cock. We’re partying!!!”

U Bet

Paula Anne — Wed, 01 Dec 2010 15:25:50 +0000

“Now that I think about it, my asshole is literally a salad shooter.”

Kevin to Me

Paula Anne — Tue, 30 Nov 2010 04:38:05 +0000

“Maybe you should get farted in the face for every time you do bad on a test. So, then you would start making good grades.”

Kevbo

Paula Anne — Tue, 09 Nov 2010 19:18:11 +0000

“You know what they say about people that make your day…. more times than not they can make your week.”

Kevin to Me

Paula Anne — Tue, 09 Nov 2010 19:08:24 +0000

(This is what Kevin told me to tell my boss about me not getting any time off.)

“Tell that Jew she’s goin’ to be as fucked as a baby in a row boat when you move up here.”

Kevbo

Paula Anne — Mon, 08 Nov 2010 20:16:52 +0000

“Ringleaders are never clowns.”

U Bet

Paula Anne — Mon, 08 Nov 2010 18:05:31 +0000

“This goddamn weather just gives me a big erection.”

Kevin to Me

Paula Anne — Mon, 08 Nov 2010 15:55:57 +0000

“On a scale from one to dry….”

Glenn

Paula Anne — Tue, 04 May 2010 19:53:17 +0000

Kevin: “So, I was tellin my rents that you were movin back for the summer and mom was like “What’s she ging to be doin?” and my dad immediately chimed in “I’ll tell you who she’s not goin to be doin!”

Kevbo

Paula Anne — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 14:48:01 +0000

“There’s nothing a blow job can’t fix.”

Kev

Paula Anne — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 15:07:38 +0000

“I heard everytime you drop ‘em, they lose time.”
(Talking about blackberry phones)

Kevin to Kristy

Paula Anne — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 19:30:28 +0000

“You’re apparently on the best terms and he won’t come over here and say hey…?”

Kevin

Paula Anne — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 19:09:21 +0000

“You would think a 150 dollar remote could change channels.”

Kevbo

Paula Anne — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 18:14:35 +0000

“Apple just killed my whole website.”

Kevbo

Paula Anne — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 15:57:45 +0000

“I feel like the shittest day of our whole life is their best day.”

Kevbo

Paula Anne — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 23:24:52 +0000

“Never come to the grocery store hungry.”

Kevin Davidson

Paula Anne — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 06:04:09 +0000

“The fucking instructions are in Europe.”
(He thought someone peed on his down comforter and did not know how to clean it. So, we were like read the directions. And this is what he said.)

Kevbo

Paula Anne — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 21:53:50 +0000

“I feel like I brushed my teeth today but it still tastes like shit.”

Kevbo

Paula Anne — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 18:11:20 +0000

“I’ll just get a taxi back and call it a fucking life.”
(Bitching about getting a ride home from North Charleston to Mt. P)

Kevbo’s FB status

Paula Anne — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 04:55:59 +0000

Kevin is: “tired of the quiz request… I don’t know shit about anyone, including myself… gout doctor and dentist all in the same day…. weeeee this is fun.”

Keveroosky

Paula Anne — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 03:57:36 +0000

“Why am I getting a second nose? I smell just fine.”
(Talking about something growing on his face)

Kevbo

Paula Anne — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 02:23:10 +0000

“I feel like Paula Anne couldn’t lifeguard a bath tub if Michael Phelps was swimming in it.”

Kevin

Paula Anne — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 01:55:43 +0000

“I can smell how hot it is!!!!”
(We were all trying to peer pressure him into tasting extremely hot salsa)

Kevbo

Paula Anne — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 01:52:52 +0000

“Who wants to try a cold pocket.”
(We drove forever looking for food and Kevin buys hot pockets but the place he bought them did not have a microwave)

Kevbo

Paula Anne — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 16:57:46 +0000

“Kristy rolls around in the beach and then goes straight to bed.”
(Talking about shit in Kristy’s bed)

Kevbo to Kristals

Paula Anne — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 17:40:05 +0000

(While in the same bed.)
“If I break wind you might die.”

Bubble Gum and Kevbo

Paula Anne — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 01:10:22 +0000

Jordan: “Damn! That’s why the room is shaking. You’re leg is movin’ fast as hell.”
Kevbo: “90 miles a minute baby!”
Jordan: “90 miles a minute is slow.”
Kevbo: “90 miles a mintute is slow?!? You’re fucking high, Jordan!”

Kevbooo

Paula Anne — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 03:48:16 +0000

“Put that in your crackbook and smoke it.”

KEVBOOO to Me

Paula Anne — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 01:26:41 +0000

“I’m fucking doing amazing things. I’m driving… in the rain.”

Kevbo to Mildred

Paula Anne — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 07:19:33 +0000

“You pay for Adam, I’ll pay for Chris, and we’ll split Todd.”
(About bailing Todd, Adam, and Chirs outta jail)

Kevinnnn

Paula Anne — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 20:48:55 +0000

“She squooshed the a.c.”

KEEEEVBO to J Chris

Paula Anne — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 05:20:51 +0000

“Can I shoot you with this pellet gun for getting arrested?”

Kevbo

Paula Anne — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 01:40:23 +0000

“We are gonna be mud lining it.”

(Talking about shitting his pants when I grass lined it in the ditch.)

Kevbo

Paula Anne — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 06:29:56 +0000

“I wanna sandwich…NOT a salad.”

Todd to Me

Paula Anne — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 05:44:32 +0000

“You can’t dick fight with Kevbo. You’ll feel like you’re bringing a knife to a sword fight.”

Keybo to Me

Paula Anne — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 21:53:23 +0000

“Why are you typing it in your phone when you already have the crackbook open on the internet?”

Kevbo

Paula Anne — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 21:43:57 +0000

“J Chris can always make me happy.”

Kevbbooo

Paula Anne — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 14:28:48 +0000

“He made 30 dollars today. I can shit out 30 dollars.”

Kevbo to Jessica D

Paula Anne — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 19:33:55 +0000

“I feel like your sweatshirt says it all.”

(Her sweatshirt had BASEBALL in huge letters on it.)

Kevbo to Skewes

Paula Anne — Sun, 10 May 2009 03:26:24 +0000

“I mean who shuns fun?!”

Kevvvvvbo

Paula Anne — Mon, 04 May 2009 03:48:39 +0000

“It looks like a collectors item.”

(Talking about Kristy’s pillow on her bed.)

Kevvvbo

Paula Anne — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 23:20:02 +0000

“Just gas it. We’ll play frogger.”

Keybo

Paula Anne — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 03:11:15 +0000

“I wouldn’t wanna be fucking caught in this trap!”
(Talking about getting stuck somewhere while in the cop car.)

Kevin Davvvvvy

Paula Anne — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 12:10:54 +0000

“It makes my tongue hurt. I’m pissed.”

Kevaroooski

Paula Anne — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 14:10:51 +0000

“It’s dust from Mel’s vag… that’s what the ashes are.”
(We were at a baseball game and all of a sudden ashes started to fall from the sky. And we were all like wft. And Kevin then said this.)

Where's Kevbo

Paula Anne — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 03:21:13 +0000

www.whereskevbo.com

Kevbo's new name for FTSK

Paula Anne — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 15:26:33 +0000

“Forever the Most Disappointing Kids” instead of “Forever the Sickest Kids”

(Me and Kris went to their concert and Kristy said she was disappointed in them… so Kevbo made up a new name for the band.)

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