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Kristy to Me

Paula Anne — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 08:03:48 +0000

(Talking about my dry skin)

“No one can even tell unless someone looks at you.”

28 text to me

Paula Anne — Fri, 24 Dec 2010 15:53:11 +0000

“Dude get this. I was at this bar watching the fights and Brett knew this… and I asked him if I was wasting my time and his answer was ‘Ya, the fights are pretty stupid’”

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Paula Anne — Mon, 08 Nov 2010 15:27:02 +0000

“Dude, Austin just said when he fingers a girl his hands feel soft the next day.”

Kristy

Paula Anne — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 04:30:03 +0000

“I don’t like Grey Goose. It sneaks up on you.”

Kristy Klap

Paula Anne — Mon, 10 May 2010 16:57:38 +0000

“The day Forever the Sickest Kids break up is the day I stop listening to emo music.”

Kristalllss

Paula Anne — Mon, 10 May 2010 16:49:58 +0000

“Well, my finger is gonna have to work right now.”

(Talking about using her finger to brush her teeth because she didn’t have a toothbrush)

Kristy

Paula Anne — Tue, 04 May 2010 20:18:45 +0000

“Good things always happen in this shirt.”

28

Paula Anne — Sun, 25 Apr 2010 19:12:52 +0000

“Ask him if he’s really having a party, or is it shits and giggles and laughs and farts.”

Kristy

Paula Anne — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 21:35:19 +0000

“That’s vital to my life.”
(Talking about the only pen she had for finals)

Kristalsss

Paula Anne — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 02:03:19 +0000

“Okay… I’ll just use a dirty sock.”
(Trying to find something to wipe with after popping a squat by the car at a concert)

Kristy about some rando girl

Paula Anne — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 19:33:38 +0000

“I just want to smack her in the head and tell her to smarten up.”

Kristy to Me

Paula Anne — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 18:57:23 +0000

“So funny I almost forgot to laugh.”

Kristy to Me on New Years!

Paula Anne — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 00:59:51 +0000

“How sad… we are chug a lugging via text.”

Kristy to Me

Paula Anne — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 02:27:07 +0000

“You always take the best part of what I have!!”

Kristy Klap

Paula Anne — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 21:23:43 +0000

“It wasn’t even that great. So, the ticket wasn’t even worth it!”
(Getting pulled over by the cop on campus after…)

Kristy about 28

Paula Anne — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 04:34:39 +0000

“Dude, maybe since he is 28… he lost his sense of flirting.”

Kristy

Paula Anne — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 04:11:38 +0000

“In this case, the minis are better.”

Me and Kristy

Paula Anne — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 04:25:18 +0000

“twenty-eight”

Kristy

Paula Anne — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 22:30:38 +0000

“It’s a big squirt for such little hands.”

Kristals to Me

Paula Anne — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 06:06:30 +0000

“We are walking like we have firecrackers up our asses!”
(We were power walking downtown so I could get to a store before it closed)

Kristy

Paula Anne — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 21:55:31 +0000

“You’re gonna have to stop chewing while I take this quiz.”
(The Michael’s quiz with 34787498475 math problems)

Kristy

Paula Anne — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 18:12:10 +0000

“I feel like one too many people have shit their pants.”
(Talking about how bad it smelled in the court house)

Beausoleil

Paula Anne — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 05:02:06 +0000

“It tastes like ass that is burning.”
(Talking about the spicy chicken tenders in CSU’s caf)

Kristy in SC

Paula Anne — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 04:34:06 +0000

“DUDE! I knew I was in South Carolina when I saw a piece of shit car with it’s trunk open and a dead deer sticking out bleeding everywhere. Who sticks it in their car?”

Kristals

Paula Anne — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 03:59:09 +0000

“Why would I not want a flying pig on my car?”

Kristy

Paula Anne — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 03:26:19 +0000

“This grass is wet… like my cooch.”

Kristals

Paula Anne — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:53:46 +0000

“It got a little cooch juice on it.”
(Talking about the water bottle she snuck in at a concert)

Kristy Klapppp

Paula Anne — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 02:25:18 +0000

“I’m probably not gonna drink that much tonight just so I can live to see tomorrow.”

Kristy

Paula Anne — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 02:15:00 +0000

“We should find security and give him a ticket.”
(There was a police car parked illegally on campus, and Kristals was making fun of it and how anal campus security is about parking)

Kristy’s Excuse

Paula Anne — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 00:36:17 +0000

(What Kristy would say if she and I were to get caught sneaking in the caf by the lunch lady.)
“We forgot our food.”

Krisssstals

Paula Anne — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 03:24:22 +0000

“I may run into walls, but at least I don’t look like one.”

Krusty Kristy

Paula Anne — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 16:59:28 +0000

“I haven’t showered since the other day when I showered.”

Kristy to the lead singer of The Morning Light

Paula Anne — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 22:38:38 +0000

“l bet” (instead of) “a safe bet”

Kristy Klap

Paula Anne — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 03:51:37 +0000

“Are you gonna get wasted and die during We the Kings?”

Kristy

Paula Anne — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 05:15:38 +0000

“When I mean I nap… I mean NO touching me!”

Kristy

Paula Anne — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 17:23:38 +0000

“…But you would always have a bag of shit with you.”
(Talking about a disease called diverticulintis.)

Krusty Kristy

Paula Anne — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 01:33:48 +0000

“It’s gonna be a sad day when my sister moves out because then Imma have to drive all the way to her house to steal her clothes.”
4.19.09

Kriiiiisstallls about Nevershoutnever's Hair

Paula Anne — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 00:28:24 +0000

“His hair is better than mine and it’s the same length!”

Kristy

Paula Anne — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 22:14:45 +0000

“Imma add the freshmen first because they are dumb enough to add him.”

(Operation pk)

Kristy to Me about Kevbo

Paula Anne — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 17:08:23 +0000

(While Kevbo is in Arizona, Kristy thinks…)

“You are most likely gonna fall into a cactus while trying to pee and throw up.”

Kristals

Paula Anne — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 16:56:32 +0000

“Sean always has shit in his teeth.”

Kristy Beans to Kevbo

Paula Anne — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 01:26:36 +0000

“Green jelly beans are terrible.”

Kristals

Paula Anne — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 20:50:22 +0000

“What is taking them so long? Are they snail walking?”

(About Sean, Glenn, and Joel)

Kristy Klap

Paula Anne — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 01:41:37 +0000

“I feel like I need to use gloves when I eat it.”

(Talking about eating popcorn.)

Kristy to Me

Paula Anne — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 06:31:11 +0000

“I feel like I could cut your hair and you wouldn’t even notice.”

(Cause I was soooo focused on fixing the crackbook.)

Kristals

Paula Anne — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 18:07:57 +0000

“I feel like my feet are about to burn off.”

Kristy

Paula Anne — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 14:58:21 +0000

“He looked really constipated when he drove by.”

Me and Kris about Geese

Paula Anne — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 19:42:43 +0000

Me: “What do they eat in the grass?”

Kris: “They eat the grass you dumbass!”

Krisstalsss Plan

Paula Anne — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 19:35:08 +0000

“Imma pass out on purpose.”

(Talking about her, Sean, and her dad traveling to NH.)

Kristallllss

Paula Anne — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 18:42:09 +0000

“I have like boogers in my throat.”

Kristy to Me

Paula Anne — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 18:19:20 +0000

“Okay, your drunk ass saw blue.”

Kristals in ATL

Paula Anne — Mon, 04 May 2009 03:56:35 +0000

“I feel like a race car driver!!!!”

Kristy Klap

Paula Anne — Mon, 04 May 2009 03:49:50 +0000

“Lactic acid is about to come outta my asshole.”

Kristalllls

Paula Anne — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 23:27:09 +0000

“Did I step on gum that someone did not put in the damn trashcan?”

Kris

Paula Anne — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 06:20:38 +0000

“We both have shitty nails!”
(We were on the way to WTK concert and we both decided to polish our nails while driving a hundred miles an hour and constantly checking our brakes… not the best idea… to say the least.)

Krissssssssssssty Klapppppp

Paula Anne — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 03:13:21 +0000

“It’s way too hot to be tanning.”

Kris to Me

Paula Anne — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 12:11:46 +0000

“You’re so damn demanding!”

Krusty Kristy

Paula Anne — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 01:31:14 +0000

“It use to work but now it decided to poop the bed.”
(Kristy talking about the AC in Squeaky.)

Krisssssssssstals

Paula Anne — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 14:11:53 +0000

“It’s like lingering in my butthole.”

Kris and Me

Paula Anne — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 11:21:31 +0000

Me: “What is the main function of the vagina?”

Kris: “To have sex.”

(We were in the library talking about the function of something random body part, and I ask her this question and she responded in .2 seconds.)

Kristals to Me

Paula Anne — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 10:25:40 +0000

“I went crowd surfing and you were gone. And then I found you and you were dead.”
(Talking about how I got lost and then died at the We The Kings concert.)