The Crackbook

Levi

“If at first you don’t succeed, you were trained by losers.”

Levi to Me

“You are a vampire because vampires are addicted to adderall.  I read Twilight… I know the symptoms. It’s like the ultimate adderall high!”

Levi to Me

“You adderall ass.”

Levi

“He probably punched a tree or something.”

Levi to Me

“You’re on adderall…. YOU CAN DO IT!!!”

Levi

“Man, I’m blending into the surroundings.”

Levi

“We should stop arresting people and make pot legal.”

Levi

“That’s not gonna go over well. I know people.”
(Grady asking about a bong and if it’s legal to the professor and this is what Levi said.)

Levi

“Okay Paula Anne…I gotta get off the phone. I got ideas running through my head.”