The Crackbook » Professors http://www.thecrackbook.com Thu, 02 Feb 2012 20:17:12 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Dr. Boyle http://www.thecrackbook.com/2411 http://www.thecrackbook.com/2411#comments Mon, 30 Jan 2012 17:53:15 +0000 Paula Anne http://www.thecrackbook.com/?p=2411 “Shit rolls down hill.”

]]> http://www.thecrackbook.com/2411/feed 0 Dr. Boyle http://www.thecrackbook.com/2385 http://www.thecrackbook.com/2385#comments Wed, 02 Nov 2011 07:48:37 +0000 Paula Anne http://www.thecrackbook.com/?p=2385 “Grammatical errors make me pop out in hives.”

]]> http://www.thecrackbook.com/2385/feed 0 Dr. Boyle http://www.thecrackbook.com/2347 http://www.thecrackbook.com/2347#comments Fri, 15 Jul 2011 15:30:10 +0000 Paula Anne http://www.thecrackbook.com/?p=2347 “I do not accept late work in person or via email. Plan ahead for computer malfunctions.”

]]> http://www.thecrackbook.com/2347/feed 0 Dr. Howl http://www.thecrackbook.com/2271 http://www.thecrackbook.com/2271#comments Fri, 03 Jun 2011 21:19:27 +0000 Paula Anne http://www.thecrackbook.com/?p=2271 “I feel like crap — flu but no fever, so I’m just a wet noodle.”

]]> http://www.thecrackbook.com/2271/feed 0 Harr’s Professor http://www.thecrackbook.com/2152 http://www.thecrackbook.com/2152#comments Mon, 08 Nov 2010 20:15:02 +0000 Paula Anne http://www.thecrackbook.com/?p=2152 “You can’t water a garden with a fire hire.”

]]> http://www.thecrackbook.com/2152/feed 0 Dr. Yar http://www.thecrackbook.com/2125 http://www.thecrackbook.com/2125#comments Mon, 08 Nov 2010 15:37:24 +0000 Paula Anne http://www.thecrackbook.com/?p=2125 “Can 200 people sneak up on anything?”

]]> http://www.thecrackbook.com/2125/feed 0 Dr. Spitler http://www.thecrackbook.com/2124 http://www.thecrackbook.com/2124#comments Mon, 08 Nov 2010 15:36:40 +0000 Paula Anne http://www.thecrackbook.com/?p=2124 Dr. Spitler: “Some will be up in the rapture, some of y’all will be left behind.”

Jocelyn: “That’s just wrong.”

Dr. Spitler: “The one that speaks up is the one that’s not really sure.”

(The whole class dies laughing because Jocelyn was the loudest)

]]> http://www.thecrackbook.com/2124/feed 0 Dr. Spitler http://www.thecrackbook.com/2113 http://www.thecrackbook.com/2113#comments Wed, 06 Oct 2010 17:24:26 +0000 Paula Anne http://www.thecrackbook.com/?p=2113 “Cooking. It’s a waste of my time, like going to the bathroom. Eating and going to the bathroom is a total wast of time.”

]]> http://www.thecrackbook.com/2113/feed 0 Professor Sandra Lee http://www.thecrackbook.com/1951 http://www.thecrackbook.com/1951#comments Tue, 02 Mar 2010 21:17:11 +0000 Paula Anne http://thecrackbook.com/?p=1951 “That’s what I get for being color coordinated instead of practical.”
(She bent down and her zipper busted and then said this)

]]> http://www.thecrackbook.com/1951/feed 0 Dr. Spitler http://www.thecrackbook.com/1842 http://www.thecrackbook.com/1842#comments Tue, 23 Feb 2010 01:51:13 +0000 Paula Anne http://thecrackbook.com/?p=1842 “Choose the hill you’re willing to die on. Is this the hill I’m willing to die on based on what I believe in?”

]]> http://www.thecrackbook.com/1842/feed 0 Dr. Fish http://www.thecrackbook.com/1765 http://www.thecrackbook.com/1765#comments Wed, 10 Feb 2010 20:22:44 +0000 Paula Anne http://thecrackbook.com/?p=1765 “Don’t think that all the people you are flying with are alive.”

]]> http://www.thecrackbook.com/1765/feed 0 Professor Fix http://www.thecrackbook.com/1754 http://www.thecrackbook.com/1754#comments Wed, 10 Feb 2010 19:47:44 +0000 Paula Anne http://thecrackbook.com/?p=1754 “You are what you are.”

]]> http://www.thecrackbook.com/1754/feed 0 Dr. Spitler http://www.thecrackbook.com/1725 http://www.thecrackbook.com/1725#comments Wed, 10 Feb 2010 18:01:42 +0000 Paula Anne http://thecrackbook.com/?p=1725 “The light at the end of the tunnel is actually fire.”
(Talking about hell and how our nation is headed straight to it)

]]> http://www.thecrackbook.com/1725/feed 0 Dr. Fish http://www.thecrackbook.com/1723 http://www.thecrackbook.com/1723#comments Wed, 10 Feb 2010 17:58:52 +0000 Paula Anne http://thecrackbook.com/?p=1723 “They’re not in jail because they’re smart.”

]]> http://www.thecrackbook.com/1723/feed 0 Dr. Spitler http://www.thecrackbook.com/1537 http://www.thecrackbook.com/1537#comments Sun, 06 Dec 2009 22:26:00 +0000 Paula Anne http://thecrackbook.com/?p=1537 “We all woke up this morning, so we are all happy campers.”

]]> http://www.thecrackbook.com/1537/feed 0 Dr. Spitler http://www.thecrackbook.com/1487 http://www.thecrackbook.com/1487#comments Wed, 02 Dec 2009 18:08:03 +0000 Paula Anne http://thecrackbook.com/?p=1487 “Thou shall not smoke dope and skip rope.”

]]> http://www.thecrackbook.com/1487/feed 0 Dr. Spitler http://www.thecrackbook.com/1478 http://www.thecrackbook.com/1478#comments Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:50:12 +0000 Paula Anne http://thecrackbook.com/?p=1478 “You cannot look for an elephant in a matchbox.”

]]> http://www.thecrackbook.com/1478/feed 0 Dr. Spitler http://www.thecrackbook.com/1449 http://www.thecrackbook.com/1449#comments Tue, 17 Nov 2009 04:41:34 +0000 Paula Anne http://thecrackbook.com/?p=1449 “I’m an all purpose professor.”
(Teaches black people how to properly say the word ask)

]]> http://www.thecrackbook.com/1449/feed 0 Dr. Spitler http://www.thecrackbook.com/1412 http://www.thecrackbook.com/1412#comments Tue, 17 Nov 2009 03:50:24 +0000 Paula Anne http://thecrackbook.com/?p=1412 “Do you think that I woke up today wanting to see your faces?”

]]> http://www.thecrackbook.com/1412/feed 0 Professor Best http://www.thecrackbook.com/1383 http://www.thecrackbook.com/1383#comments Tue, 27 Oct 2009 00:39:52 +0000 Paula Anne http://thecrackbook.com/?p=1383 “The movie lasted longer than the actual Titanic.”
(He was talking about how the movie was ridiculously too long)

]]> http://www.thecrackbook.com/1383/feed 0 Dr. Spitler http://www.thecrackbook.com/1294 http://www.thecrackbook.com/1294#comments Mon, 28 Sep 2009 01:08:49 +0000 Paula Anne http://thecrackbook.com/?p=1294 “WHOOOAAA! Your clothes are pretty high.”
(Talking about people who smoke pot and then walk by her)

]]> http://www.thecrackbook.com/1294/feed 0 Dr. Spitler http://www.thecrackbook.com/1200 http://www.thecrackbook.com/1200#comments Tue, 15 Sep 2009 20:37:36 +0000 Paula Anne http://thecrackbook.com/?p=1200 (What Dr. Spitler thinks CSU’s residence life looks for on campus…)
“They are only looking for three things: alcohol, drugs, and condoms.”

]]> http://www.thecrackbook.com/1200/feed 0 Professor Brickey http://www.thecrackbook.com/775 http://www.thecrackbook.com/775#comments Mon, 22 Jun 2009 06:41:11 +0000 Paula Anne http://thecrackbook.com/?p=775 “They started using planes… death from above.”

]]> http://www.thecrackbook.com/775/feed 0 Professor Brickey http://www.thecrackbook.com/345 http://www.thecrackbook.com/345#comments Thu, 30 Apr 2009 06:14:48 +0000 Paula Anne http://thecrackbook.com/?p=345 “Who can argue with logic like that?”

]]> http://www.thecrackbook.com/345/feed 0 Professor Fix http://www.thecrackbook.com/227 http://www.thecrackbook.com/227#comments Fri, 24 Apr 2009 14:29:23 +0000 Paula Anne http://thecrackbook.com/?p=227 “You better steam clean that bong because I will get residue out of it.”

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