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Todd Hoy

Paula Anne — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 19:50:13 +0000

“It’s like a fat girl. It’s fun til your friends find out.”
(Talking about mopeds)

Todddlesss

Paula Anne — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 00:40:59 +0000

“You know how I know I’m fratty? Because when all my nice clothes are dirty i wear polo.”

Todd about Adam's Bed

Paula Anne — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 18:29:35 +0000

“Just to sleep in the bed I need a rubber. I have wounds…I’m done!”

Toddles and Jordan

Paula Anne — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 01:49:34 +0000

(Todd puts the side of a wine bag to his ear.)
Jordan says, “It’s calling your name, Todd.”
Todd says, “It’s bubbling….” (And then he puts the wine bag next to Jordan’s ear.) …and then says, “Listen.”
Jordan says, “Yea, it says TODDDDDDDDDDD!”

Todddd and Chrisss

Paula Anne — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 17:53:21 +0000

“Just a couple of the best nicknames J Chris and I came up with for Jesus: the bibles protagonist, speaker of red words, salvation station, coming home king, da OG from Galilee, God Jr. , floaty toes, DJ Heaven, bay walker, sand hiker etc….”

Todd

Paula Anne — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 17:29:17 +0000

“Well no wonder it went over so well…. I knew what the plan was!”

Todd

Paula Anne — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 00:36:08 +0000

“K. C’mon. The dicks not sucking itself.”

Toddlesssss

Paula Anne — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 21:02:47 +0000

“I have the laughing gas!”

Todd to Melfus

Paula Anne — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 01:45:30 +0000

“Mel, I love how you’re talking about herpes and you have shingles.”

Me and Todd

Paula Anne — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 06:43:02 +0000

Me: “Todd, can I have your computer?”

Todd: “No, it’s like the only good part in my life.”

Got What?

Paula Anne — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 17:27:18 +0000

Kevbo: “I got gout.”

Mel: “I got shingles.”

Todd: “I got kidney failure.”

Me: “I got dumb.”

Todd to Me

Paula Anne — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 05:44:32 +0000

“You can’t dick fight with Kevbo… you’ll feel like youre bringing a knife to a sword fight.”

Toddlesss the Tooting Tart

Paula Anne — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 14:40:37 +0000

“Taylor Swifter”

Todd Hoy

Paula Anne — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 15:08:15 +0000

“Well, if she wasn’t hanging out with GDI’s and get the shingles…”

Toddlesss

Paula Anne — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 18:34:52 +0000

“How much do you wanna bet that I can swan dive over this onto the table and be just fine?”

Todd

Paula Anne — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 03:04:32 +0000

“Does this shirt make my cock look bigger?”

Todd to Mildred

Paula Anne — Mon, 04 May 2009 04:06:03 +0000

“Mel, you are being such a penis hog.”

Todd about the Taylor Swift Concert

Paula Anne — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 23:34:00 +0000

“I might need to take a guy friend so they can catch me when I faint.”

(He was trying to figure out what girl to take but then he said this.)

Todddles to Pocahontas

Paula Anne — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 03:18:28 +0000

“Hey Pocahontas! Can I be your John Smith?”

Hoy

Paula Anne — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 12:26:06 +0000

“You need psychology, you closet case.”

Todd: How he is not a GDI

Paula Anne — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 01:45:57 +0000

“I played a college sport, I’m in a frat, I have good grades….and I’m not a communications major.”

Todddd

Paula Anne — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 14:07:58 +0000

“Spank Bank.”

Toddles

Paula Anne — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 15:21:40 +0000

“I feel like Forrest Gump right now. I’m all crippled and I have ice-cream.”

(He was outside the caf and hands were all wrapped up from falling through Kevbo’s table…. and he had ice-cream in his hand.)