“It’s not like multiplying two negatives and making a positive. It’s just twice as crappy.”

“The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”

Katrina: “I’m off like a prom dress.”

“Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a lawn?”

“Clorox. Kill the germs, not the fun.”

“If I kill over in Wal-Mart, drag my body over to Neimans.”