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Lord Voldemort

Paula Anne — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 18:07:57 +0000

“If someone insults you reply ‘So is your face’. There really is no way to reply to that. If you can’t beat them, confuse them.”

Lo Monkey

Paula Anne — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 18:05:57 +0000

“Well, I pissed God off for the night. Now I definitely won’t find a man.”

annA

Paula Anne — Sat, 09 Jul 2011 18:31:40 +0000

“For how bad my boobs hurt right now, they better be growing, or I’ma be pissed.”

e603 quotes

Paula Anne — Tue, 09 Nov 2010 18:51:52 +0000

“It is a beautiful New Hampshire day. Even more beautiful was the old man wrecking a shopping cart right infront of me.”

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“If I got ten cents for every time I got into verbal arguments with strangers, I might make a dollar everyday.”

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“Inspector Gadget is half robot half idiot.”

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“Just when I thought I was having a good day, I get pulled over.”

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“The woman in front of me at the grocery store smells so much like carrots. She isn’t buying any… it’s pretty amazing.”

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“It is January in New Hampshire and I can see green grass. Something is wrong.”

Shit My Dad Says

Paula Anne — Mon, 08 Nov 2010 17:51:14 +0000

“Look. We’re basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job’s to help people shit for fuck, it’s not important, so relax.”

WetheDan

Paula Anne — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 14:17:38 +0000

“Chocolate milk is pretty much liquid ice cream.”

My Life as Liz

Paula Anne — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 23:14:06 +0000

“Best place to fart: a jacuzzi.”

E 603

Paula Anne — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 23:01:55 +0000

“There are hearts printed on my toilet paper. I am just glad people are wiping their asses with the symbol of love.”

My life as Liz: Sully

Paula Anne — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 15:36:39 +0000

“I like George Bush, not because he was a good president, he wasn’t that. He was just an entertaining bad ass. Way to be boring, Obama!”

E603

Paula Anne — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 15:02:22 +0000

“I have to do the weirdest stuff when I’m hungover.”

Dane Cook

Paula Anne — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 14:57:49 +0000

“I don’t like the word abortion. I prefer the term cancelled baby.”

revertfashion

Paula Anne — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 20:04:08 +0000

“We all dream alone.”

E603

Paula Anne — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 00:14:39 +0000

“I just saw a couple screaming at each other in the street. Classic Valentine’s Day.”

Peretti

Paula Anne — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 03:23:30 +0000

“Twitter is a simple service used by smart people. Facebook is a smart service used by simple people.”

E603

Paula Anne — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 20:59:03 +0000

“Apparently Fedex hasn’t learned my sleeping schedule yet.”

Tyson Ritter

Paula Anne — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 23:36:14 +0000

“When your hat is upside down, the hat catches the rain. When your hat is rightside up, the rain catches the hat.”

E603

Paula Anne — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 23:25:26 +0000

“Sometimes Lady GaGa looks good. Sometimes she looks dead.”