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Wyatt Herp to Me

Paula Anne — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 18:22:05 +0000

“Do you know the prices of gold these days? The economy is fucked and I am drinking it.”

(Sitting at a bar while Wyatt is sipping on Goldschlager)

Wyatt to Kristy

Paula Anne — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 21:46:10 +0000

“Don’t make me come there and touch you where it counts.”

Wimbo

Paula Anne — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 03:16:19 +0000

“Who is this mother fucker that crawled in my air mattress?!”
(When he slept on an air mattress at Kevbo’s house after a big party)

Wyatt

Paula Anne — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 02:01:23 +0000

“You can work around the outbreaks.”

(Talking about herpes)

Wyatt to Adamn

Paula Anne — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 23:29:39 +0000

“All the best things in life are pink. You think about that, Adam.”

Wyatt about Mildred

Paula Anne — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 21:27:17 +0000

“See, you were cold so you pissed yourself to warm up. Like a scuba diver.”

Wimbo

Paula Anne — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 06:13:04 +0000

“Does anyone have any chapstick that doesn’t have herp?”

Wyatt and Me

Paula Anne — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 22:38:52 +0000

Wyatt: “I don’t have time to do anything besides Farmville. Why aren’t you on Farmville?”
Me: “Dude, I’m not trying to get addicted to that and become worthless like you, Kevin, J Chris, and Adam.”
Wyatt: “Let me put it this way. They had already been all about farmville for weeks until I got suckered in. Adam is now level 17, J Chris is 25, and Kevbo 26. I’m already 24. That’s how much its consumed my life.”

Wimbo

Paula Anne — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 15:13:20 +0000

“Never again. My body can’t digest cheap. It’s genetic. I think it’s in my pedigree.”
(Talking about drinking cheap wine and how last time he drank cheap wine it did not work out too well for him)

Wyatt

Paula Anne — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 01:59:06 +0000

“Dude, you are the most fratty fucker I’ve ever met.”

Wyatt Herpes

Paula Anne — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 17:03:43 +0000

“Everytime I come in this area code, my IQ drops five points.”

Wyatt Wim

Paula Anne — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 16:14:51 +0000

“I’ve come up with 3 new words using the word BRO: those being broceradactyl, broceratops, and brocephalasaurus. And those are all Wyatt originals and my pride and joy Brosophila Melanogaster.”

Wyatt Wim

Paula Anne — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 20:01:18 +0000

“ONE quote? That’s all you gather from my brilliance!?”

Wyatt Herpes

Paula Anne — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 12:35:27 +0000

“I will but first on a scale of 1-10..how gay is this going to be…1 being Chuck Norris and 10 being Adam Jones.”
(I told him to go to www.thecrackbook.com and this is Wyatt’s response.)

Wyatt Wim

Paula Anne — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 13:54:17 +0000

“The thing is a lot of times politics don’t matter because in the end America is full of idiots.”